h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Biology is not, in itself, a crap lesson. However, when the biology lesson is taught by one Ernest Garcia, things go a little pear-shaped. This man believes that just because he finds something interesting that you must do too. This leads to infuriatingly boring lessons in which he constantly steers us away from topics that interest us.

On the subject of bad teachers, there is a certain Business Studies Student teacher who has, for the last few weeks, been destroying our once proud knowledge of Business Studies. She has NO idea what she is talking about and often gets things wrong even when she is reading from her teacher's notes. SHE WILL NOT LISTEN as we try and tell her that Limited Liability is not the same as a Private Limited Company, or that Net profit is NOT the same as retained profit. She constantly locks her keys in her car and is often late to class.

I ask you, what is our world coming to?

Yes, and when you give a perfectly valid answer to a perfectly stupid question, she has a go at you for being wrong. It then takes half the class 10 minutes to tell her that you were actually right in what you said and that she is a stupid cow who never even finished college.

I quite agree. The bloody woman should never have been allowed to teach a GCSE class. What was Roach thinking? Giving a complete idiot a class of Yr11 students who are about to take their exams?

Teachers who actually know about their subject can have the same problem. Consider Ratheram and Rutland, for example. At least we seem to learn stuff about the subject subconsciously, via subtle clues from gestures and the like. Or maybe not.