h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My 'puter wanted a new hard disk for Christmas.
It was quite insistant about it; sitting quietly in the corner sulking and occassionally smoking a bit.

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Oh dear. Did it get one? You ought to ask Santa for one.

The wretched thing exploited my addiction to things 'puter & refused to do anything other than make loud grinding noises until I spent the dosh on a new disk drive

In a fit of inexplicable organisation & anti-procrastination I sent my letter to Santa a few weeks ago

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Nice seasonal emoticons btw

Didn't anyone tell your 'puter that smoking is bad for its health? If it keeps that behaviour up, it shouldn't get any presents for X-mas!

It didnt take up smoking until it was nearly dead

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