h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I can't figure it out. I went to sleep about midnight, then I woke up at 4am, then I went back to bed around 7, but did I sleep after that? It hardly seemed like I did. Then I got up at 10. Now there's no one to talk to. But hey, I can talk to this journal, which I never seem to do frequently. I love the line up there: "Your Journal is the place to tell people exactly how interesting your life is." Oh, yes. Well, if I ever manage to say something that makes you think my life is interesting, please, let me know.