h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Official sub-editor. I'd better edit something then.

You mean you *still* haven't gotten that first batch done?

I'd just like to point out that I am suffering from some major lingering-batch-guilt. Major. And I said I'd do it today, too. *kick kick kick*

um...still kicking...I owe Anna a large gift at this point...

Hey, stop kicking!

At any rate, well, it's not happening... how's next millennium sound for you?

I dunno, it's a loooong way off.

And... you were hoping for a loooooong way off?

...that your first batch is away! Congratulations!

Of course, if that's not actually true, then you've been spreading rumors about yourself, in which case, should I be worried?

Yay!!!

You know I didn't do that article yet. Or I thought you did.