h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

He felt his fangs elongate and ridges form on his forehead and around his eyes. He licked his cruel lips at the thought of the slayers blood trickling down his throat, he shuddered with pleasure. He advanced towards her, slowly, but ready for the kill. Buffy started to retreat, reaching into her pocket as she did so. I love this part, ooh I’m so helpless. Come on, keep coming.
She stopped, her back lay against an enormous oak tree, and she could no longer retreat. Come on stake where are you? Damn you new leather coat with your shiny, attractive blackness and your deep bottomless pockets.
The vampire scowled and swung his fist, aiming for Buffys face, she ducked, causing him to hit the tree behind her. Grabbing his free arm she twisted it up and behind his back. He yelped in pain as his face was pushed into the tree bark.
“What is with you vampires and leather?” Buffy asked not really expecting an answer.
He felt his fangs elongate and ridges form on his forehead and around his eyes. He licked his cruel lips at the thought of the slayers blood trickling down his throat, he shuddered with pleasure. He advanced towards her, slowly, but ready for the kill. Buffy started to retreat, reaching into her pocket as she did so. I love this part, ooh I’m so helpless. Come on, keep coming.
She stopped, her back lay against an enormous oak tree, and she could no longer retreat. Come on stake where are you? Damn you new leather coat with your shiny, attractive blackness and your deep bottomless pockets.
The vampire scowled and swung his fist, aiming for Buffys face, she ducked, causing him to hit the tree behind her. Grabbing his free arm she twisted it up and behind his back. He yelped in pain as his face was pushed into the tree bark.
“What is with you vampires and leather?” Buffy asked not really expecting an answer.
He felt his fangs elongate and ridges form on his forehead and around his eyes. He licked his cruel lips at the thought of the slayers blood trickling down his throat, he shuddered with pleasure. He advanced towards her, slowly, but ready for the kill. Buffy started to retreat, reaching into her pocket as she did so. I love this part, ooh I’m so helpless. Come on, keep coming.
She stopped, her back lay against an enormous oak tree, and she could no longer retreat. Come on stake where are you? Damn you new leather coat with your shiny, attractive blackness and your deep bottomless pockets.
The vampire scowled and swung his fist, aiming for Buffys face, she ducked, causing him to hit the tree behind her. Grabbing his free arm she twisted it up and behind his back. He yelped in pain as his face was pushed into the tree bark.
“What is with you vampires and leather?” Buffy asked not really expecting an answer.
A figure appeared beside Buffy, its face almost skeletal in the moonlight and clinched between its evil lips was a cigarette, the ember at its tip glowing in the dark.
“What’s this? Out for a little rough and tumble before bedtime? I thought that’s what your boyfriend was for.”
“Not now Spike.”Buffy replied.
She struggled to hold down the vampire as she reached into her pocket, again looking for the stake.
Just as she grabbed hold of it, the vampire through his head back hitting Buffy in the face, she stumbled backwards a little dazed.
“I can’t believe your almost getting killed by one measly vamp. You must be losing your touch slayer.” Spike laughed. He knew he couldn’t hurt her physically, not since a group called the Initiative had put an electronic chip in his skull. If he ever tries to harm any living person, electric pulses will be sent through his brain. Sometimes Spike forgot about the sodden chip and would soon be reminded by a nice painful migraine. But he loved to taunt Buffy, as he knew she would never stake a harmless vampire.
With great speed Buffy plunged the wooden stake into the vampire’s chest, piercing his dead, unbeating heart; he exploded into a cloud of dust and ash.
She looked up to see Spike turning to leave. Walking behind him she kicked him hard in the back, he fell to the ground with a thud.
“Go away Spike” she said passing him, stepping on his hands as she did so. ”Just go away.”
She headed in the direction of her dorm.
Rolling onto his back, he pulled his arms into his chest. Rarely had the slayer slashed out at his comments. She usually didn’t care what Spike had to say. She was definitely on edge these days.
Spike growled to himself as his arrogant features began to change becoming disfigured. A second later he got to his feet and followed in the direction of the slayer.

Really cool, only I think I was having some deja vu's... lol
I like the "What is with you vampires and leather?”, coz it's typically Buffy. Really good story, can't wait 4 the next part!

deja vu?
u want 2 read the rest?

The
"He felt his... expecting an answer."
is typed 3 times (don't ya just hate copy and paste)
So, deja vu.
Dunno what a deja vu is?

Yeah, I would really like 2 read the rest!
When, when, when? "What's their problem?" lol

okay!

u dunno what a deja vu is?