h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Bah! not feeling particularly good at the moment, i suspect the upcoming birthday combined with having spent the last week at home by myself. I really wish i knew what i wanted at the mo so i could do something to stop feeling like this. if anyone needs of i'll be half way down a bottle of gin

For fick's sake cheer up!

(for saying that you can feel free to punch me when next we meet)

I'm very down at the moment too. It's a mid-thirties thing (are you nudging 35 too?) I'm told it gets better.

*Attempts to pull self together*
bah stuff it, meh these moods will pass as they usually do (what i need is the neighbours to have a good barney again, always makes me feel better bout the singletonness ) and not quite 35 more like closing in on 30.

Closing in on 30? Ach, you young whippersnapper. Make slay while the hun shines (or something like that).

I'm 30 ... sometime soon... 9 Nov I think oooo you goina pass that gin round between us?

*Passes round half empty gin bottle and starts singing some mumbled rubbish about gun slaying and badgers*
you know for a whipper snapper i don't half feel old at the minute

*passes on the bottle after taking a swig *joiins in the badger song*

NB - for what it's worth, when I've been in your complany you've seemed a thoroughly nice chap. Giz' a swig on the gin!

Most kind sir, most kind, and may i take the opportunity to reciprocate the compliment. *passes fresh bottle of gin as the last bottle appears to be mysteriously empty*

And of course I should add that you were a fine chap when we met and indeed shared a room did we not at the bognor badger meet Not at all like the axe murderer that some people said you were

*Gratiously accepts Gin, takes a swig, feels depressed.*

I say, this gin doesn't half play dominoes with one's deeper insecurities.

Gin is always a killer... I love it though *contemplates nearly empty bottle of gin sitting in the bottom of the fridge

Well i've always preferred canasta over domines myself old chap
personally i've always found gin to have the opposite effect on myself to the usually cited depressive tendancies.
oh and legster as i said at the time i only help the axe murderers out when they are bury

Northenboy - you are unique in that I've spent more time talking to you in real life than on HooToo.

here comes hoover

indeed, most likely a product of both my apathy and my tendancy to be distracted by shiny things well i could always not talk to you at the autumn meet to balance things out

I'll probably be busy being punched by Serephina, Ged & Grey Desk. You can come see me in causlity if you like!

Well whatever passes for your idea of a good time is down to you i suppose
oh dear it appears my old friend insomnia returns, this bodes not well for the early morning alarm tomorrow

I'll not be punching you grey desk might though

Why they want to punch him for? My pC just crashed