h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ha!

http://ttragula.googlepages.com/shave

'Boofs Rule'? Why not 'rool', pray?

*puts glasses back on*

Ah. It was 'rool'. As you were

Pshaw!

You big cheaty nappy pants!

What? Be on there for ages that will. Sore too.

Nice legz...

Actually, shaving isn't the best techique for wording things.



Go buy some Veet tomorrow and dipaloritise the word in.

Nowt rong wifth my spooling bruv.

Gwan. Just one little shave...ahhh g'wan

I am not shaving my legs

('specially not if they're thought to be nice )

(They are very nice, but flants enhance everything so much more. )

*sigh*

Why, never have I come across such svelt, shapely, dancer's legs such as the examples shown on yon pictures. Verily, how could perfection be improved upon, save to say, perhaps, for a little delip..depill..shavery, perchance?

Are you saying I have cracking pins? If not, why not?

Oh for f...*drunkenypatiencethoughttwiceyness*


Yes. Your legs are smashing. Lovely infact. *crossesfingers*
You should be a model

Yay! I'm going to ring an agency

And such tiny feet

Awww I think that's a trick of the lens B'El - they're big clodhoppers really

Yes, I know that's because of the perspective, but yet, they look tiny

That's because they were on a different beach.

That's the best explanation so far