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(No sort of prize at all for whoever spots what that is a reference to)

I just realised that it was my second hootooversary ... six days ago. I don't quite now what happened, but I've been persuaded that it's not too late to have a little party



(stale)

(flat)

(dancing of the unenthusiastic and a bit sweaty because it's getting late variety)

Enjoy!

Happy Birthday to ya, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday to ya, Happy Birthday!


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Happy hootoo to yer!

RF

Mind if I join the party ?
I've brought some fresh , in fact, it's Federweißen

Ah - no prize

(I've actually got a keyring with that picture on it - I'm still waiting for a hitherto unidentified Spaced fan to go 'fried gold!')

Of course not If it's fresher than the you're especially welcome

Bel, will you vote for me please?

RF

RF, you are the first one to ask me directly, I think
Well, I'll sleep about it, ok ?
Trin, Federweißer is a very young wine, it's still bubbly, and if you drink too much, you'll have a nice . You usually go in a 'Straußenwirtschaft', which means,it's a vintager with a licence to sell his stuff directly, and have some Federweißen and Zwiebelkuchen , which is a sort of onion pie. And you'd better make sure you're not far from a loo once you're back home

Well, I'm a very direct, Bel!

We're actually in the process of changing our manifesto, as we feel theat most of the hegemonising is now coming from the Ozarks. We're still against hegemonies, though, which most of the other parties only pay lip service to. Apart from the Ozarks, who don't even pay lip service, as they *are* a hegemony!

And we're nice, too!

RF

Congratulations Trin, glad to have met you!

Well, thankyou!

The sounds wonderful Bel

I've got some nice Pinot Girgio you can have

Wahey! Right, the flat is going out in that case *chuck*

Yey!

Well, let's have lots of and then

*hic*.. Congrats Trin

Happy Anniversary

I've got some blackcurrant liqueur here.... (no smiley for that though )

*unpacks liqueur glasses*

Hey Lil!

Blackcurrant liqueur!

*Mental shopping-list: extra pillow for over face in the morning, really thick curtains (ditto), ear-plugs, big glass of water, lots of alka seltzer*

Wahey!

Hi Kea! Will you vote for me? I'm into smashing hegemonies, of any kind!

RF