h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(Buffy sits herself down on the arm of one of Spikes battered looking chairs)

"Dont know Giles is still looking into all we know is it feeds on souls. Giles has gone to Africa with Faith to find a funky looking sword thats meant to be the only thing that can kill it."

"Have you ever come across it, do you know what this thing is?"

(Spike thinks hard)

Maybe....I'm not sure.....

(He suddenly gets angry and starts to shout at her)

Hey, ya know what? Why don't you just ask mr.Broody, I'm sure he can help you out.
The bloody wanker always does.

(He calms down and drinks from his glass again)

Giles so how far away from are destination are we?


Faith

faith we better hurry he's got friends...

in the deep parts of the jungle

Faith we are nearly here becareful everyone is looking at us and their not pleased to see us here we are i'll go and speak to suspira and faith you wait out side and try not to make and natives angry

giles

(Buffy looks at Spike as if he's gone round the bend)

"ok I dont exactly know what that particular outburst was about but I need to know this Spike, This thing is praying on little girls I have to stop it.....and will you please get over the Angel thing, when are you two gonna grow up"

ok, but if they charge at me with wepons there gona get injured

Faith

(Spike gets irritated by the woman he loves)

Right then....I'll help you Slayer, but I don't think I've met this demon before.

(Buffy looks at Spike dissapointed)

"Right then, back to square one."

"Can you do some asking around I need to fing this thing as soon as possible before it kills again"

oops find not fing lol

(inside talking to suspira)

"hi im rupert giles.....(the old women looks up) "i know who u are and i know why you have come but what you seek was stolen a few days ago by strange men with glowing yellow eyes leave me now don't come back"

(giles is about to go out the door)

the women says "go home thats where you need to be and thats where you will find the sword.....speak to the vampire with a sole he will know it where abouts"


giles walks out and sees faith fighting "you never learn do you faith lets go home

giles

I could do that....wait you said it takes souls, right?

Maybe, I have some clues laying around...

(Spike walks towards his underground chamber)

Wait here...

(He walks down)

*pushing people aside* k

(Buffy stands up and paces the room whilst waiting for Spike to return)

(Spike comes up with a sword in his hands)

Angel ones gave this thing to me.....well, actually I stole it from him, but that's not the point.

He said ones that this had something to do with a soulstealing demon of some sort.....still don't understand, still don't care really!

Here you go (throws it at Buffy)

(back in Sunnydale) Well we are bc lets go find B

(Buffy catches the sword and looks at it with amazment)

"You stole it?????"

"well it's a good thing really, I think this is it, Ill have to wait to hear from Giles, but I'm pretty sure you came up trumps for once"

IN THE MAGIC SHOP TALKING TO FAITH

FAITH I JUST FONED ANGEL ABOUT THE DIFALCO BUT HE TOLD ME IT'S GONE MISSING...WHAT TO DO NEXT FAITH GO AND FIND THE GANG AND TELL BUFFY ANGEL AND HIS FRIENDS ARE ON THEIR WAY HERE

GILES

sure thing Giles.

(looking for the gang) now if i were a scoobie were would i be?

(Giles looks at Faith)

"try the bronze they might be there, or go to buffy house, if not come back here to the shope"

Giles

(Buffy leaves and makes her way to the magic shop with Spike)