h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Walks in, looks around, and pulls the covers off the furniture.*

*Puts on some music while he dusts.*

Woah!
*staggers back*

Who are you again?

I havent seen you in a long time Welcome home.

*Shocked and apalled that she shouldn't remember.*

I'm your arch-nemesis....

*cowers behind a chair*

*peaks out from around the corner*

Wait....No you're not.....

*smiles and offers him a slice of welcome home *

*Takes the .*

Well you tell me who I am then.

You dont know who you are!?

So you want me to tell you who you are? ...You are someone who doesnt appear to be on MSN.
It would be so much easier to tell you who I am.

I'm not on MSN because this is a school computer.

~*~It would be so much easier to tell you who I am.~*~

I already know that though.

~*~So you want me to tell you who you are?~*~

Yes, please.
*Patiently waits for an answer.*

Ahh... So you're making my life difficult. Are you sure you really want to know who you are? *Pretending she has all the answers*

Ahh... A school computer. So does this mean this is a one time thing and you wont be back for annother very long time?

~*~It would be so much easier to tell you who I am.~*~
"I already know that though."
*Curious*
Who do you think I am?

~*~Ahh... So you're making my life difficult.~*~

*Nods head vigorously.* Mm-hmm.

~*~Are you sure you really want to know who you are?~*~

Absolutely. Lay it on me and don't hold anything back.

~*~Ahh... A school computer. So does this mean this is a one time thing and you wont be back for annother very long time?~*~

I plan to use it on a semi-daily basis, but I've got to do my homework first.

~*~Who do you think I am?~*~

Not think, know. And I can't say, this is a public forum.

Besides, it would take a little thinking.

You want me to say who you are here on h2g2? Or would you rather it in an email? You made a good point about this being a public forum...Although I would have never said anything that shouldnt have been seen here.

You're going to school? Do tell all! It'll be good to see you around more often.

Goodness sakes your spelling's improved.......

~*~You want me to say who you are here on h2g2? Or would you rather it in an email? You made a good point about this being a public forum...~*~

I don't care. You don't have to do anything if you don't want to.

~*~You're going to school? Do tell all! It'll be good to see you around more often.~*~

My Dad teaches here so I don't have to pay Tuition. But I plan on transferring after this semester.

My spelling's improved!? You really think so!? Thats the most exciting thing I've heard all week.

I will send you a letter I'll probably send it tomorrow though... I have to go to work soon.

So tell me about school! What are you taking? Where are you going to transfer to? This is all new and exciting...The last I heard you were determined not to go to school but to become an actor...

~*~My spelling's improved!? You really think so!?~*~

Are you kidding? The first time you posted to me it was insane! Go see for yourself if you don't remember, I'm sure you know where it is. Now I don't have to make a single correction.

~*~That's the most exciting thing I've heard all week.~*~

Must've been a really lousy week......



~*~The last I heard you were determined not to go to school but to become an actor...~*~

Like most people you seem to have missed the point. My intention was never to ignore school entirely, but to go on vacation. The vacation's over now.

Don't get me wrong though, I would've happily skipped it entirely if I thought it was plausible.

~*~So tell me about school! What are you taking? Where are you going to transfer to? This is all new and exciting...~*~

I'm taking Intro. to Dinosaurs, Intro. to Theater, and Beginning Acting I. Plus two online courses that I don't much care about.

I don't know where I'm going to transfer to because I don't know if I've been accepted yet.
But the reason I'm going to do it is because (at least when I registered) they didn't (apparently) have any Theater Tech. classes, which is what I'm going to school for. Plus, it gives me an excuse to go somewhere else.

I will go look at that first post. I remember where it is

"Must've been a really lousy week......"
Yeah, it wasnt especially great. Then again I dont remember the last time I had an actually good week
Thanks for the hug and the cake


Sorry I missed the point. Its not that I wasn't paying attention or anything....I do care you know. A vaccation is a nice idea, did you enjoy it?

Dinosaurs? I didnt know you liekd Dinosaurs..... Is it like an anthropology class?

~*~Thanks for the hug and the cake.~*~

Anytime.

~*~Sorry I missed the point. Its not that I wasn't paying attention or anything....I do care you know.~*~

I know. Don't feel bad, everybody else missed it too.

~*~Dinosaurs? I didn't know you liked Dinosaurs.....~*~

Of course I do! That's like saying you didn't know American's liked Star Wars. Everybody likes Star Wars!

Except you.....

~*~Is it like an anthropology class?~*~

No no. Anthropology is the study of ancient human cultures. Paleontology of dead things from long ago.

It takes of my Geology credit though, and I probably would have taken it anyway, so it's all good.

Digging up dinasours (archeology) is a part of anthropology. Alrhough a cultural anthropologist does sutdy human cultures.

If everyone likes Star Wars does that mean they all like dinosaurs as well? I know I dont like Star Wars much.... The old ones are the best.....But I'm working on it.

"Don't feel bad, everybody else missed it too."
I know....But somehow I dont like the idea of being lumped in with "everybody".

~*~Digging up dinasours (archeology) is a part of anthropology. Alrhough a cultural anthropologist does study human cultures.~*~

No no, you've got it all backwards. Digging up Dinosaurs is part of paleontology, along with any other extinct organism. Archeology is digging up ancient relics of extinct human civilizations. Think about it. Daniel Jackson calls himself an "Archeologist", not a Paleontologist.

~*~If everyone likes Star Wars does that mean they all like dinosaurs as well?~*~

No. I was just pointing out that it's a common thing.

~*~"Don't feel bad, everybody else missed it too."
I know....But somehow I dont like the idea of being lumped in with "everybody".~*~

You'd rather feel stupid about being the only one?

Good point. I suppose I lumped the aincent human bones with aincent dinosaur bones.

Do Sam and Jack get together?
*Desperate to know now that the show has been cancelled*

"You'd rather feel stupid about being the only one?"
Yes, I suppose so. I think what I really mean is I'm sorry I didnt understand.

"You'd rather feel stupid about being the only one?"
~*~Yes, I suppose so. I think what I really mean is I'm sorry I didnt understand.~*~

Nothing to be sorry about, apology accepted.

~*~Do Sam and Jack get together?~*~

That's right..... You've still only seen the 8th season.......

~*~*Desperate to know now that the show has been cancelled*~*~

Nope, sorry. Can't tell you that. You'll just have to wait until it's on DVD.