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Hi Tara, I'm great but I guess you knew that , as I said rough day but for some reason I just bounced through the day!


Awww poor Xander, you sound pretty rough mate, maybe a weekend will let you sleep ot off and you can stand right back up, look determined and leap right back onto that game of yours! Go to bed with tissues, paracetamol, cuddly PJs, BtVS and possibly Anya (though don;t let her try and talk you into feeling better she is only recently human and struggles with the illness concept. Be brave so she doesn't panic that you are dying!!).

Tara xx

DOH! I need to sort my head out! Should read hiya Willow, hmmm more of an egotist than I ever thought

Tara x

Either that or you've gone crazy and are talking to yourself!

My cats having a weird nite, wont stop meowing in my ear! Going slowly deaf!

Will, (see not so mad) MIne was behaving all weird before too. She came and sat on my bonnet when I got home whcih was hysterical as she then tried to get at the stuffed pig i have on my dashboard, not the brigtest kittten in the kitter my miss kitty!

Deafness not great idea, you tried distracting her with those spiders you have running around?

Love Tara xx

She's scared of the spiders and I hit the last one with a big shoe, its now ex-spider! She's flopped herself across my lap with her head on the keyboard almost!
Oh god, shes trying to type... this is going to go so wrong!!

Will

WOnderful image! Buy her a pair of specs and a jacket with leather elbow patches! She might produce Purr and Peace...or the Miaowder on the Orient Express...

My connection keeps crashing again...grr argh!

tara x

Oh gawd! Purr and Peace?!!! You get worse babe.... Although she did audition for CATS but they rejected on account of her being 'unconvincing'!

L+S....
W

Yeah ok, I'm kind of knackered!!! Forgive me?! I'll improve on the humour I promise. Has she tried out for Jesus Christ Supurrrrstar?!!?!

Oh well was there ee-e-ver a cat so clever as magical little Willow's kitty?!!? Better go now...

Tara xx

Welcome to the Terrible Joke Night!

Dont start me singing songs from CATS, I'll annoy the dogs, keep the neighbours up and be singing all night.... Not nice!

My fav bad joke?!!
What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Well it made me laugh, I steal forthwith!

Can't match it and we may be putting other Scoobies off associating with us! We need to show what sophisticated writers and humourists we are...heeeheee!
Night night Will.
I am!

Tara xxxx

As Will and Tara its our right, no! our duty, to have a certain 'get-a-roomieness' about us!

Sweet dreams babe,
Yours.....
Will

Oh aye! Does that mean you are going to make me wear that awful green and yellow Disney dress... If I start singing on bridges the salmon'll leap up, turn the other way and flee back downstream!!

I'm under your spell!! haaha!

Tara xx

I wont make you wear anything you dont want too!!
Just so long as I dont "have to fight to keep you, coz Im not large with the butch!"

W

You know the answer we use it often enough! heeheee!

-----SCOOBIES BEWARE------

Xander... love him, is sharing his icky blechy flu thing with us! Im not sure yet how he's doing it but Im getting it and blame him entirely!

Hope you are all having fun, see ya later

I'm not sharing at all, it's one of Willow's magic spells gone wrong again (big surprise there) lmao.

Xander

Excuse me?? Off the magicks now, remember!? But you carry on and I might have to start again!! lmaopmpl!!

Will

hiya tara hun Dawn here how are you and will??? ron and myself are fine anyway i,ll chat to you soon
Dawn

Hi Dawn

How are you ??? BEWARE Xander and Will both have FLU !!!

Hows your day been ??

Anya

Hiya folks

Well Dawn, I'm fine, tired and a little stressed out by work but my poor Will is all blechy! Xander you've evidently managed to spread your fun and ill-health around! Anya are you still immune or you feeling the effects of being mortal too!?

I'm going on a long and boring course and Tuesday and must plan lots of lessons for the poor supply teacher who will be, no douvt, eaten alive by my little charges!

More soon, hope the rest of hte Scoobies are not on death's door!

Love tara xx