h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have actually. About three posts ^ that way.

tis a genious invention is it not!?

I was quite impressed with it.

well thank you very much
*takes a bow*

although i dont know.....its not as if you could use both at the same time....

I cant even remember what the word is now.

something about a dictionary?
traduction? no, i think thats french for translation......
ahhh..... i think it was transulating dictionary

So it;s a book that converts temperatures.

hey... thats good. i like that
especially as i need all the help i can get when it comes to converting temperatures.

Minus 20 and divide by three or something like that.

Really? That sounds simple..... Especially if you have a calculator

I use the natural calculator inside my head. And by that I mean I press the right buttons on my phone whilst no-ones looking and take the credit for myself.

Ahhh... Thats a genious idea. Usually I just settle for people being impressed at my being prepared. I dont know why it suprises then that I have a calculator on my phone....but it usually does

Not as impressive as carrying an actual calculator around though.,

Well I do when I'm at school....
But if I were to do that outside of school I think I would feel way too weird.

Well you never know, you could sew it into your coat or something.

thats true. I suppose I could.
But then I'd feel like one of those people in movies who comes up to someone, opens their coat, and trys to sell them something...

And thats a bad thing?

Well no.... not so long as I make money...

I used to do that with safety pins on my trench coat/

Made money? Or sold things?