h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well said, Wilma Did you hear that Footie ? Then go and do as auntie Wilma and Jangly told you

Sorry, I had to find him *Points at hedge with hand holding a badge sticking out*

Barge in anytime.

I think that if it doesn't start to get better in the next few days then I'll have to start looking at ostriches and the like. I don't like a lot of medication, but I'm going to try it this week and see how it goes.

Got some chilly peas too. They seemed to be easing it at first, but now the headaches has moved over to the left side instead.

Thanks, oh Chinless Wonder.. I just want to be sure you don't leave it lie... Don't like persistent headaches, me... They are sometimes bad news and are often overlooked. Yoiu deserve to be well. Aim for that.

W

You just had me baffled. I looked up ostrich, turned out it was what I thought it was. Read the sentence again - then, eventually, a

... don't know where Yoiui came from.... we have an intruder

I meant you, of course, yeah, the pretty young'un one brandishing a Flant Sword at the hedge with the arm....

A hedge with an arm ? That sounds even more worrying than your Yoiu intruder

The hedge with the arm: Ssssshhhh!!! I'm hiding!

*Jumps* Blimey, who are you ? You're not Yoiu, are you ?

why the badge, oh mighty Snuffly Aristocrat?

This one:

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Now ... sssshhhhhh!

*Returns to hedge*

Badge? Aristocats ?

Yoiu mean I must return you to Footbacon ? *Grabbs arm and pulls, waves and shouts* FOOTBACON, I have something that shall be returned to yoiu you

Oi, oi, oi, no, sssshhhhh, help, help!

But I'm hiding!

Ok...*Hides behind cardboard cutout of Rick Astley*





What are you returning?

I'm allergic to Rick Astley

Never gonna run away 'n' desertchoo

Look, I'm getting a rash *cough* ooo *sniff*

An armed hedge or a hedged arm, maybe, I'm not yet sure. anyway, it does make such funny shhh,shhh noises

The perfect cover.

I've only ever heard of Ricky Martin

back into the melee (just imagine the accents - can't be a*sed right now)

It's ok, B'Ella, I have it all under control. The badge is the one I rudely interrupted when I barged in and Rick is another one of Footie's personality manifestations... in fact I now know that the headache is due to the convo that brought all her personalities out at once.

Here, Footie take these and call me in the morning

Footie? Where? *ah-chooo!!!* Oo, I can't - my eyes are all prickly *sniffle*