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Breaking into my car.
Ferrettbadger. The Renegade Master Started conversation Mar 2, 2005
Like the utter muppet that I am I managed to lock my car keys and house key in my car.
Tried the old coathanger trick which failed. Got a collection of other Ford Keys from a similar era in the hope that one of them might work. They didn't so in the end had to smash the rear 1/4 window.
Failed miserably to fit the new window I purchased and so my car is currently gaffer taped up like a kipper.
Bugger.
Breaking into my car.
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Mar 3, 2005
Now, you see, if only Editoral Policy hadn't deleted my EG entry on getting into our car without the keys, then you would've have a draughty car. 
Breaking into my car.
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Mar 3, 2005
'wouldn't have', even.
Breaking into my car.
Ferrettbadger. The Renegade Master Posted Mar 3, 2005
Bloomin EP eh .
Also if I wasn't such a big spaz and was able to do something simple like fit a rear 1/4 window on my own it would be snug in all...
Still I am sure I will get it done a t'weekend when I have a whole day to do it 
Breaking into my car.
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Mar 3, 2005
You could always come to EMM2
Breaking into my car.
Ferrettbadger. The Renegade Master Posted Mar 3, 2005
Well its funny you said that as I am going to be attending the next meet it is practicable for me to go to. I realised I have been here for the best part of two years devoted and silly amount of my life to hootoo but I have never actually met anyone.
Unfortunatly I have football and I need to fix me car so the EMM2 is a no go, but I will come to one shortly!
Breaking into my car.
Ferrettbadger. The Renegade Master Posted Mar 3, 2005
The reason it is funny you should say that is I decided this about 20 mins ago, and thus it seemed funny to mer that you posted that.
I realise my post doesnt make it that clear.
Breaking into my car.
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Mar 3, 2005
Err, right. I think I got that .
Key: Complain about this post
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