h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I use self hypnosis when I get a headache, its usualy gone in few secs.Ah well hope shes better soon have a BIG HUG

got a niggly one myself at mo... think it's stemming from my sinusis....
i'm not good at self healing...

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Hiya Wizzy One
Im back & thanks for ur concern...2nd part ov my task for you is to eat a doughnut without lickin ur lips & then to eat a pack ov opal fruits (starburst,stupid name always be opal fruits to me) without chewing (but ya gotta eat them all at once LOL xxx

well mark, prove yourself a true man.........
st.patrick drove all the saints out of ireland....... well my boy...... you drive all the spiders out of england..... serious....

i just had a major alert..... one 6ft tall climbin' on me bed..... just let out a major banshee scream for hubby to remove.... he was trying to sleep aside me....
got major phobia here......

GIGGLED A SIX FOOT SPIDER ? SHERYL IT GETS BIGGER EVERYTIME YOU TELL IT HON....i canna sleep came back to see who is on hope ur sleeping well beside ur hero xxx

it'll be 12ft if it comes back in, i'll splat it so hard it'll spread round town.... lol....
nearly had a bloody heart attack last night.... i hate the bleedin things..... not natural having all them legs.... lol....
hubby thought i'd gone completely mad.... he was right.... pmpl...

Sheryl
It sounds like a think ya better get the army in LOL do you reckon i should start new topic (shorts) & get rid ov this one or not ?
seems i only talk to you mostly in here coz wizzy seems to ov deserted xx

maybe the mutant spiders have got him tied up.... lol....
chat about whatever you like hun.....

maybe i will call in the army.... all those young squaddies.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm .... lol...

Sheryl
Think i might let it run a bit longer hon well till i think ov summit to say LOL aw do you think we should go & save him ? He was nice wernt he xx

we can go rescue him but you'll have to fight the 's ... lol....

he did seem a friendly soul didn't he.....

maybe he's just busy .....

I AM LADY THUNDERWING & puny likkle spiders don`t frighten me at all LOL I will fight to the death for wizzy,you can free him ok partner Yeah seems really nice hon

cobwebs at 50 paces.... lol....
i's wearing full body armour just in case.... lol.....

I will place a force field around you Sheryl so no or its cobweb can touch you
hope ur sleeping better than me hon

awww did u miss me (hug) spiders at 50 paces, & I thought I was nuts

WIZZY
I missed you too hun...no more tests ya welcome in my cauldron anyday LOL we thought you were abducted by gigantic Trish xx

lmco missed u both.Im off work this week so most of the time I wont be in.My mate has a nice big house next to rudgard lake so Ill be staying round there for a couple of days to chill out.I did the donut one (there was no sugar on it).I hope this cauldron is big, Im 6ft3, broad build & ive got size 14 feet.Time for a smoke would u like one

Hiya Wizzy
Aw thanks i thought i was dumped there LOL Sheryl`s a Scream int she got a wicked sense ov humour.
Oh that sounds lovely hun just what i need (to get away from all this bloomin stress im under) not to worry coz i can let my hair down on here a bit,,,
Thats cheatin (no sugar) LOL but thats ok coz i was eatin a do-nut when i said it & i couldn`t do it LOL Yeah its huge hun & anyways im kinda likkle so i can squish in anywhere & id love a smoke plz sick ov rollin my own,

bloody 'ell mark, you're bigger that that bloody spider that tried to abduct me the other night.... lmto.....

fraid my cauldron's non smoking these days, but i'll rig up an out house for the smokers....

trish, what was that, you roll your own tampax.....lmto...

speak to u tommorow before I go.Night night ~x~

So here`s where you lot are hiding..right going to go see if i can find some more..
hey what is wrong with spiders i would rather have 6 spiders than one fly.. spider don`t go landing on dog poo, then onto your dinner
and spitting all over it..disgusting creatures..what do spiders do? kill them..i think spiders are cool..
Marc