h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Whats the matter with men nowadays why can`t they flash a bit ov skin in the summer ?
Used to love working the markets with men in denim cut-offs flashing their cheeks LOL mind you i was 16 then & now its 24yrs l8r...Come On Guys,Gizza Thrill

hiya trish.... lol... i think they're better off covered up, the sights we get round here...lol...
i do remember the days tho.... lol.... cut offs n cheeks....

keepin' mine covered too.... pmpl....

I wear them still & won`t be swayed i love my cut-offs & i don`t give a monkeys what ppl think ov me its summer & its my right LOL

don't blame you hun.... i can't get in mine i've put on so much weight.... need clothes with elasticated waistband these days.... got too much wobble to let it all hang out.... pmpl...
i've wriggled into me thongs tho..... wot a sight... lol...
sorry, now you'll have nightmares..... lol....

xxxxxx

if you were to see the man of my nightmares in his shorts, you would soon change your mind.

if you can imagine a...
short(5ft 5)
fat(overhanging lorry drivers belly)
very hairy(all over his back as well as the front) man.

then you would be glad to see him covered up..


helen

Well im not exactly in the shape id like to be but beauty is in everybody,,,so sheryl get ya shorts on lass & give them men a thrill ok :o) Hey less ov putting yasel down hon,theres always someone else willing to do that for you so you get that chin up & shake that booty LOL xxxxx

Well Helen
I think it would be a pretty boring world if we were all the same eh.. I bet you love every hairy inch ov him hon,what does it matter if he aint the perfect (looking) specimen as long as you have love...Im a widow & i guess im not ready for any action yet,but i wouldn`t mind looking if there was any men around here (under 50) in shorts LOL gotta be cut-offs for me though or leather mmmmmmmm....

would you like to have my man()?. you are more than welcome

Hiya Sheryl
Yeah the good old days when i was a lass & me mam did the shopping for a £5 & a ha`penny bought ya a bag ov bullets (sweets to anyone who don`t know LOL) Pity it ended b4 i got started likes,just as i grew up men became bloomin prudes
LMTO i still wear mine & yeah they do show a little bit ov white line (off sunbeds) Trish xx

GRINNED...Has he got any denim shorts (gotta be frayed & very short) LOL Oh & can he hang doors ? im in need ov a handyman canna do it masel coz im hopeless & got arthritis too

hi trish.... to be honest i don't own a pair of shorts... will have a look round the markets for a pair or two.... lol...
maybe helen's hubby got a pair that will fit me.... lol....

xxxxxxx

Well Sheryl
The way i see it is if ppl don`t enjoy the view why are they looking anyways,i dress to be comfy not to Impress...Hey im sure you will find summit to wear on market I love markets LOL full ov men in shorts!!!!...
phoar LMTO

GIGGLED....I have sent Serephina an e-mail i intended for you LOL i got muxed ip & she is gonna think im a bloomin nutcase & she will be rite too

my shorts have got zips on them to make them even shorter, hehehe

MMMMMM ZIPS
How many zips we talking here

how many bloody zips do ya need..... lol....

2 zips to shorten them, 4 for the pockets & 2 that go all the way up the sides. Ive got a pair of cut off jeans, but I think I cut a bit to much off.If I sit down in them my bed snake falls out.I was at a park minding my own business when a rather flushed lady told me I was hanging out, this was the 1st time it happened but not the last

GIGGLED i like a challenge Sheryl
makes the prize more exciting

Now ya tlkg hun my type ov shorts i have a pair i doctored myself too (well butchered would be a better term)
can`t wear them outside but wear them in house & garden LOL gawd knows what the n/bours think ov me xx

I never thought the owd magic wand would be termed as a prize