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The Advent Calendar Season
Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Started conversation Dec 2, 2003
In the Spirit of counting down to Christmas I have made my very own Advent Calendar. (thanks for the idea EV) It's my vest! I've found some hardly used sticking plasters and I've covered up 24 festive stains which will be seductively uncovered as we approach the day itself.
*looks at real calendar*
Drat, I'm a bit behind schedule so I'll have to open two today. But then it'll be one at a time from now on.
You can try and guess what the festive stains might be and if you get them right I'll make an example of you.
ONly one guess per post please - no cheating.
Right then. Where's the plaster with the number one on it?
Ah, right between my shoulderblades.
*noise of straining ligaments and head motion reminiscent of the exorcist*
Rrrrrrrip!
Right then let's scratch it and see *scratch&sniff noises*
Aaah. It smells of Santas socks!
Now then number 2. It's er... here! Just below my knee.
Rrrrrrrip!
Right then let's scratch it and see *scratch&sniff noises*
Aaah. It smells of sixpences being put in the Christmas pud.
The Advent Calendar Season
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 2, 2003
Lovely. Do we get to guess now or do we have to wait until you uncover the stains?
The Advent Calendar Season
Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Dec 4, 2003
Of course you can!
The Advent Calendar Season
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 4, 2003
Which? Please try not to confuse me, it's been a long day and I've only been up an hour.
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Beatrice Posted Dec 4, 2003
Well one of them's bound to be a curry stain. That turmeric is murder to get out, I tell you.
The Advent Calendar Season
Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Dec 4, 2003
You may be right - You'll have to wait and see. I'm not giving any out in advance. You can look at day 4 now if you want.
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The Advent Calendar Season
- 1: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Dec 2, 2003)
- 2: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 2, 2003)
- 3: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Dec 4, 2003)
- 4: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 4, 2003)
- 5: Beatrice (Dec 4, 2003)
- 6: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Dec 4, 2003)
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