h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why, why, why do people think that I'm REMOTELY interested in getting horribly ugly piccies of Øtzi the prehistoric ice-man, into my hotmail account, with a 1337 and not-at-all-to-the-point text explaining how I will be haunted for the rest of my (short) life by some horribly ugly girl(currently impersonating Øtzi) with a knife if I don't send this chain mail to at least 3960 other people. WHY do people think that if they just forward this mail to everyone they know, some poor kid with an extra nipple grown onto their forehead will be allowed their costly plastic surgery. Why do people even THINK that those mails can be tracked? Are they not aware of how much cluttering this junk makes? How many times haven't I been forced to spend my time going through my entire inbox deleting loads of that I don't even want to have there, simply because there's no more room on my hotmail account???

Don't people also realize that this is an easy way for spambots to get hold of thousands of authentic email adresses? Don't people realize that when it says: "If you forward this to 10 others, your life will be unwholesomely nice, and someone are likely to give you a box of sweets tomorrow", it really means "if you forward this to 10 others, you are likely to annoy the out of 10 people, possibly your friends (or at least they USED to be your friends, until you started sending chain mail to each other)"....

WHY, WHY, WHY??? How bloody thick can you get??? Who takes ANY pleasure in sending off, or forwarding horrible morbid chain mails?

Right, I'm agitated, but still... WHY???

calm Oyvind, calm...


Claire
xxxxxx

There is an easy way and a hard way to get out of this. The easy way is to stick your head in a bucket of parrana's the hard way I won't talk about.

I AM CALM!!!!

Naw, it's allright, but I'm still a bit upset taht after one and a half year of intensive protesting, some "friends" still send me these horribly uninteresting and unoriginal pieces of email.

I will not take that advice just yet. Not until i've taken my revenge upon the chainmailers, at least...

Who's Øtzi the prehistoric ice man? I love the block feature on my email.

Never heard of Ötzi? A five thousand year old troglodyte they found in the hills in Germany or Austria or summat. He had apparently been preserved because his body was permanently frozen(he was found right next to a glacier). Anyway, he was named after the place he was found... very famous, so he is.

I wish I could, but these people do send me some important information every now and then...

You do know a trogladyte is a mythical lizzard man?

Yes, I have just never heard of him by that name.

Nope, didn't know that. It says here in my dictionary, and in my encyclopedia that it could just mean cave-man. Still, thanks for this stunning new piece of evidence.

Ahhh... allright, then.

Some culture big on termans.

wah heeeh? wazzat?

i guess that says it all, says it all.

somedays i really wish that people were not so logizomechanophobic

but you said yourself that you loved that quality in the supermarket baggers!

Yes but it means I can't talk serrious stuff I know I know.

You can, but you'll have to write it down in a language we both understand...

Sometimes I think that he is just a mad-crazy genius who sits back and laughs at everyone who can't understand him...oh, wait, he already does that...

MUHAHAHAHAHAAA MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAA MUHAHAHAHAHAAAUHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

and just how did i know??

Why I am your evil sidekick.