h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It is utterly impossible to make the day go by faster, even when you're on the internet, because I never have anything to be doing here. I just kind of loo around without interest until someone comes online long enough to ignore me because they obviously have other things to do. It's positively depressing. I hate summer vacation, if I had a choice it'd be all-year school for sure! Bah, can't wait til I get a life

Yeah, I can't wait 'til you get a life either Just kidding. Love and 's

I'm the one without a life and you're the one that has the entire emoticons list memorized... Schnerg, read my story and edit it, I command you to! ( you'll like it, I lknow it)

I loved it, but don't get too commanding now, or I'll have to seriously abuse your constitutional rights and lock you in an office with only a plant to eat.

And no one will care because editors control the judicial system!

"I'm da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die da ba dee da ba die"

ever wonder why that song became a hit?