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Concerning battle of the bands we nearly won, we probebly would have if the boys PE teacher (mr MacDonald) had promised to shave off his moustache "Bobbie footsteps" won, and they did, damn them.

Can we have some kind of explanation of this please? I don't understand what's happened.

Aww, im sorry spike... dont worry about it!There's always next year! Anyway, that othery band were just using bribary. Methinks u r muchus better! Growwwl! *hmmm no smiley for that...

<sorry, i shall explain in more detail. there was six bands entered, and the band that won (nice people, but they get me mad now ) said on the night before they played that the boys PE teacher, all round pervert and keeper of the cheesy moustache, said that he would shave it off if they won battle of the bands. and thats why everyone voted for them. but it's been nealry a week and he still refuses to shave it off, so now we spend our PE lessons begging him to do it just for the sake of seeing what he'd look like with out, it's sort of famous at our school, we belive it has magical powers

Thankyou, our bassist (nancy aka animal) goes up to the college next year but we shall find a way (determind and hopefull voice)
hmmm, no smiley for that either.

Ahhhhh I get it all now! I was confused by the whole facial hair thing!
I think that's rotten! You should go on strike until he shaves it off or something.

Kids on strike from a PE lesson - now that id love to see. What would you do? Tie yourself up with tennis nets and attach them to netball posts. Make a wall of hockey sticks???

well....depends what sort of PE it is! I mean if its outside then you could barricade yourselves in the tennis courts or something and throw hockey balls etc at the teachers...
Inside you've got all the gym equipment at your disposal...

Or just sit in the locker room and refuse to do anything of course
Oh! or ALL forget your kit?

pelt him with ping pong balls...

We did, but he was giving us an athletics lesson at the time and he threatened to do somthing terrible to us with a javelin and wouldn't tell us what, so we just gave up and pretended to be hummingbirds for the rest of the lesson.

oh...not pelt him with pingpong balls or barracade ourselves in locers or anything, we just sat in a circle on the playing field singing Kum-by-yah my lord. we'd take more serious action against this but the girls PE teacher (eeevvviiill) would makem us walk p and down the scool playground in shorts and t-shirt in the hail(again)
We are ploting against them all

How far has the plot gone? xx

we have plans A & B, we are currently trying to decide between the two
PLAN A- the whole pe group suddenly catch alien hands disease in the middle of tennis (a disease we found on the internet in ICT that makes your hands suddenly lose control and start slapping yourself and going all strange)
Plan B- hide all the boys t-shirts while they're still in a lesson in miss Barnetts draw in her office so it looks like she did it because she has a reputation for "accidently" walking into their changing rooms and stuff.

Lol!

I like both ideas can't you do both? if one doesn't work then the other is backup....

I await the result with excitement

i will, if niether work, we could always just hide in the showers and have a wet t-shirt fight again!
Spike (not a boy

Say it wasn't me who said you were a boy!! Did I? I hadn't really thought about it to be honest....I'm not very up there on trying to think about people's sex, I get caught at whether they are human!

What about saying you all feel ill and ALL the year going to the nurse?

like plan A best... but not just in tennis...

IM ON HOLIDAY! WOOOOO!

Keep me posted xxx

Yeah do it in everything!

I found where i put that you were "he"...that was a TYPO!!!
*waves to journalists* yes yes it's all under control. The president is not blind...I can see ya know.

Oh if it didn't work first time you could vary what goes wrong with you...you know like hopping etc etc?

start a petition too!

our school is pretty small, only about three hundered kids so the school nurse only comes in once a week to talk all the really messed up kids out of suicide etc.