h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is my journal by Natalie angelicaheaven from Liverpool.
I dont really know what to say, but i will have a go lol
Oh well as the subject says i feel dreadful, it is true lol
I woke up this morning feeling ill and run down.
My head wasnt me own, it felt like an alien about to explode.
My tummy wasnt me own either, it felt like an alien about to pop out of me,
My legs were like a clump of jelly, i couldnt work them properly.
I got myself a cup of tea and a round of bread to take some tablets, but it didnt work. So i then tried to lie down and that didnt work either, cos of the neighbours music next door to me, aaaggghhh
I started feeling more ill, cos of the pain in me head.
So i then opened the cupboard to see what i could eat propper.
I found a tin of Irish Stew and put it in the micro to heat up.
I ate half of it, then a couple of mins later the pain started to ease, thank goodness lol
I then put my burner on with Lavender oil, and chilled until my aches were gone.
I fell asleep listening to my classicical musical.
I then woke up nice and fresh, and it felt good. lol
The rest of the day after all that was a whizzzzzz wheeeeeee lol
Oh well folks who ever reads this see you soon i hope.
Catch you later
love to all.
xx*NATS*xx
xxxxxx

here u go my u so much i u so much hope u will call me soon tiger

Hello babs.

i you I you with all my
You have made me a natural woman lol
Man i feel like a woman
You do something to me, something that mystifies me lol
Babe you always make me feel better, everytime i hear you, i feel your love always.

Roses are red Violets are green
You are my King and i am your Queen.

Are you in the front room now babe.?
I hope you are there my sweetness, cos i miss you so much.
Oh babe, ever since you went i havent been the same.
I hope you read this message babe.

I am your Bunny and you are my Hare,
I really wish that i was there.
With you holding each other
but maybe soon we will be together.

Please be there my hunny, cos i miss you dreadfully.
Our Alan is talking to Tina now, and then we will have our dinner, then after i will ring you and i cant wait.
you loads and loads your



Heres a pint of for you to tie you over, until we get back on the phone to each other.

Catch you later my darling
Love your xx*NATS*xx
xxxxxx

oh hunny i wish i did not have to go but i have now moved in to the front room i miss u more now hunny i hope u have a good dinner babe u

hunny i be logging off 4 a bit hunny chat soo on phone u tiger

Hi Babe.



I have had my dinner now and watched Heartbeat aswell.
Now im having some
I have missed you my sweetheart.
Our Alan is on the phone to a bloke called Stuart lol
Do you know him by any chance.?
Mind you i think you do know him. lol
Do me a babe, cos i could just do with one now.
It might make me sleep later with a bar of aswell.
Anyways babe, i will catch you later all my love your
xx*NATS*xx
xxxxxx

Love you always and forever

here is ur <here ur u hunny

and toast jam and lots of

to my i have a to help cheer u up hunny if u still feel bad i call the and to see u. steped on ur pet plz 4give me.when i met u a crept in and stole my and gave it to u hunny when i am in ur arms i feel real and u make me feel alive oh u r my all in one u r sexy u get me all i have to go now hunny
tiger

Hi my tiger,

What are you doing.?
I havent got a pet spider lol.
The only spider i know is insy
Im glad that im home now, cos i missed you so bad.
I did enjoy it though babe, cos we had plenty of fun.
Thanx again babe, cos now i have a lovely sister
And she is the best sis ive ever had.
Our Alan had a lot of fun aswell, cos he told me, i could tell by the look on his face.
We got bladdered on Friday night, and eating munchies lol
Im glad that stole your heart to give to me, i really am.
My heart got pinched from the and gave it to you.
You mean the world to me babe.
You are the best in the world.
Anyways babe i will go for now and i will catch you later.
I love you my hunny with all my always now and forever.
Love your
xx*NATS*xx
xxxxxx




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Hi hunny

oh i miss you so much and hope that you r ok after the doc and tell me what he said as you know i love you and i do any thing 4 you hunny what ever you tell me to do i do it ok

Hi hunny



Thank you my darling, i love you so much with all my
I miss you so much, i wish you were here to hold me.
Ive got our Alan for the time being, until we are together.
Anyway babe you take care cos i care and love you aswell.
Lots and lots of love.
Love from your little