h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Okay first entry
Rather like first anything I suppose, sweaty hands, shallow breath, whirly thoughts in head, and a couple of rather large butterflies battling it out in your stomach.
Anyway I'm sitting here just after lunch on a lovely monday afternoon bored out of my skull again. Looking for work is such a bummer-I have gone for over twenty in the past two weeks.
I've just spent the last 1/2 hour or so chasing flies with a flyswot. The canny little blighters see me pick up the swotter and disappear, the instant I put it down the're back, still makes for a fun time.
My hubby, Gray, is home today -rostered day off- He's outside spraying something on the weeds in the lawn, We don't have much grass though, due to the drought.I had better go and help him,anything is better than chasing flies

Thought for now: Can you be a closet claustraphobic?

Just a thought about your closet claustrophobic.Would an agoraphobic feel better if they got it out in the open?

Or a heightaphobic if he got up

Or a danceaphobic if he got on down?

Going to have to rack brains for an answer! !