h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Come on you lovely people, i am now on the look out for some new staff for The Boars Head, please apply - just press the button.

Jobs on a first come, first served basis

Regards BN.

can i be the boss

can we wear pants or is it just short skirts
im Annette,used 2b sweetashoney08 sweet,little,blue,eyes and this name honeypot01xx on ld xx

Honey pot

you wear what you want dont ask that one he will have you wearing nothing

well he will have 2 go 1st,could do with a ...howz u?

Honey pot you wouldnt you would

Im good thanx how are you, as this pub is empty shall we raid the bar

..Angel..

Hey theres nowt free for you, ive already fleeced your coat as you came in, i know what youre like. Sure you can be the boss - of the marigolds anyway, lavvy cleaners your job no probs.
Honey my dear, never noticed which job you were after, and as long as you look cute, whoops smart no issues with what you wear,

as we are here why not, at least it stops that angel from giving them away.

Regards BN.

you know what you can do with your marigolds dont ya ?? shove them where the sun dont shine you im to good for that sort of job i want a job behind the bar as for giveing away the i was sharing it not giveing it away its my nature to share you know that

ok you are my new head bar steward, i hope that pleases you.
Yes i know you are a lovely sharing person, just don't go sharing the profits ok. Calm down its because of your honesty that i have given you position that i have..
So your first job is to serve me with a nice pint of worthers, i want to know you still remember how to.

as always BN.

oi blue im not here to serve you you lazy get your own but to show you i aint lost my touch i will Pull a and pour some just for my self to sample the drinks up to standard

me give the profits away??? just cos you did in my pub dont mean i will,just may be take the odd bottle of home for my self and may be take intern the odd

..Angel..
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Well i haven't got an issue with your freebies then, as long as you leave my 1953 vintage Bollingers alone.

If you do take Intern the odd drink, dont upset by taking just the one, you must take him two at least.]

as always BN.xxx

OOOOPPSSSS i nicked that one earlier in your absence you dont think i could stay in a pub alone and not mooch for the good stuff.. tut tut Thought you knew me better than that by now

I was being polite when i said i would take intern the odd i will take him more than the odd
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i knew you would do something like this, so i have the Bollinger locked away, and have put fake labels on the bottles i filled with water and laxative, so , oh any mess you make in the ladies, will be yours to clean - nice to see you still have the marigolds.

as always BN.xxx

OI you cheeky clean ur own ladys you wont see me them in there i know what you did i swiched the labels b4 you did you daft you cant trick me after running my own pub for so long i know what the tricks are as for your pub you can shove it i wouldnt want to work in this dump hahahahhhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha as i out the door lmaaftopmsflrotffktdmitfhlhbouffafywbwi

hahahaha if only you knew hahahahahhah

After reading that i dont think i want to know what the end of your acronym means, thank you.
I chelle leave you to think about the job, after all it would mean us two teaming up again, mind you that could be dangerous for the safety of humanity.

as always BN.xxx

catch you l8a im off to watch the Eurovision
take care..

..Angel..
's XxX

I shall put it on in the bar, but i have to go and set up GREASE for all the s out there in the function room.

So i chelle catch you later then head barmaid, take this with you on the way out, just dont tell everybody, they'll all want one.

as always BN.xxx

dont tell me she got you watching grease again hoe much can one watch that lol

ooo Head barmaid when do i start can i have some holiday first with holiday pay xxx

no i went to my office and also watched the eurovision thingymebob, left the and s to it.
Didnt we do well though? political or just deserved, was a bit of a song, wasnt it.


Bit of bad news for you i'm afraid, holiday entitlements are on an accrued system, in other words, work first and i will think about it.

as always BN.xxx

ive left my views on the fars??? in ur journal u done.

as for my holiday entitlement you tight thats unfair considering the rest of the staff you employed as been on one big holiday like that TOTTY one never done any work since she started. HUH goes off in a huff xxx