h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You leave that little matter to me, i will sort it in my own unique manner.

So have you popped into the bar tonight then bar manageress? i believe we are on the right track, more interest day by day.

Thanks for your view on the Euro scream show, i have already answered your comments.

as always BN.xxx

ive not been in the bar i couldnt find it as mmy shift dont start to next week plenty of time to find it hee hee

Yes i know you replied to my views i will reply to your reply to my views when i have time. these conversations are getting very confuseing and its not hard for some one whos already confused about things is it
now that was a confuseing mouth full lol xxx

So you couldnt find the bar, but still managed to help yourself to the merchandise, something just dont add up here.

Are you losing your grip on the art of dealing with four, five or even six conversations at any one time, or were you just feeling

as always BN.xxx

i just want to be paid for a job i dont do
nah i think a bit of tired p'd off and still tired..

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off, i haven't been that bad to you have i?

Right then i shall stand you an advance , there you go

as always BN.xxx

i never said you u daft what you like the will not go a miss

..Angel..
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i just realised how my last message could be misread, cor is the last i can do. It was to go with your current mood and was it my fault, not that i was being aggresive because it was my fault, because as usual, yes you guessed it, its all your fault of course.

as always BN.xxx

what are you blameing your self for cos ive not got a clue. this convo is getting confuseing you very confuseing

..Angel..
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could always start again, ha ha ha (its about time for a bit of insanity) whoops excuse me, but someone wanted a confusing message, get the baby oil.

Oh well we shall have to start again now, hee hee, good morning (i only wanted to sound like Bosley)so how are you today?

as always BN.xxx

hey u both have left me behind in here ...i would like 2 work behind the bar,im good at pulling ..thats of coures..lol ..anyone want with there drinks?,well everyone have a goodnight n dont 4get 2 leave ur carkeys behind the bar if u have 2 much
<disco<

Well hello there honeypot, that pint of worthers went down a treat , i was so impressed, that you can considered hired, Welcome to the team.
Dont worry about me having too much as i only have to clamber up the stairs and hey presto i'm home, one benefit of being the landlord.
Right then i shall catch you later, and its time and half tomorrow ok.

Regards BN.xxx

hello

hi honey pot hows you doing looks like we going to be working together then as im head barmaide dont worry hun i will soon teach you how to drink the profits hee hee just dont tell that tight

Look ive told you before, i dont mind you having the occasional drink out of your tips, but drinking the profits is down to me, after all i have to balance the books.
Well if you only want to be head barmaid, thats fine by me, but i was thinking more of bar manageress, how does that grab you?hey?

Don't you go corrupting the other staff either missey.

as always BN.xxx

wwwwoooooohhhooooooo bar manegeress bcareful mind dont want peeps thinking its favouritism now do we
as for drinking the profits isnt that what im best at

Me corrupt the staff as if i would do such a thing (whispers) be doing more than that rest a sured very quickly lol

I did state that jobs were on a first come first served (did you like the pun) basis, did i not? Besides you well experienced for the position (thinking to oneself "then again all she did in her own bar was to get drunk on vodka, have a sing song and then collapse on the floor, what should one do?) so do you now understand your appointment?

Mind you it could be worse it could be christmas!

as always BN.xxx

oooo i can see this is gonna be a fun partnership ive promoted my self hee hee
i understand i will still be doing my usual and singing is what im so very good at when im not to on the profits what more can u want
i didnt collapse on the floor never always had someone to carry me home hee hee

yes it could be worse it could b xmas like u said or even easter again lol xxx

oh if that one is bar manageress that means all the alcohol will be watered down.... come on get some decent bar staff!!!! lol xxxx

another cheeky is it pick on day and night or what ive had it from all directions you pair of cheekyS i will resigne if ya not careful so think on

Now come on TOTTY, knows i will only be serving decent 's and 's in The Boars Head, and she has agreed to only water down any drinks, that she feels are going to trouble makers, along with the odd drop of pacifiers with it.

your blood pressure is looking a little high again, i think it is all this ing that you keep doing.

So Totty, hows you tonight then?

as always BN.xxx

OH it you trator
hahahha im higher up than you on the stats hahahhahahahah its nice haveing my name in lights so often lol xxxx