h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... This is my exceedingly ugly face...
ANd Em is on there aswell http://www.faceparty.com/tagless

Nope, don't care.















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So how's life treating ya?

...thought you meant me then.....(as in Em)...

hows you Bryan..

Hi mate, managed to have a look, the one of you and Em is very good.

Your profile for Name: "no hav 1. bullies took it" - LMFAO

You look *normal* that real world *normal* ne mind *online 'nodger' look normal*

Cutiechops... Nah, didnt have a picture taken of you and me... aint met ya yet mind? lol
Whats ya doin at New Year?

Jab...
Well, i kinda am normal, inb that normal sense of the world.
Im just a normal, ugly looking mediocre, average joe....
Weird that, eh? lol
Im fine mate, how are you?

Draven, not to bad, just flu for the past week, but just getting on with it -as you do.

Xian, doing that - you'll end up sticking to the telly, messy!

Jab - Too late , been here all night having to endure Front Row

Jab... I think im getting the flu myself...

Just had a real sh*t day so far.
Walked outta the house, and forgot my mobile, so i rushed back in because i was almost late for me bus already. Got me f**kin mobile, walked out, and there was these outta uniform police officers outside my f**kin gate. (Note... My front door dont open, so we use the back door). One of em asked me my name... I replied.. "Bryan"(Which is the truth... honest).. And they asked if i lived there... I replied "no"(Cause as far as the law, and sh*t goes, i dont lol)... They asked who lived there.. I said "my girlfriend Emma"... "Emma who" asked the police officer, "Emma Burns" I replied.
So they checked all that crap out... And then they said that there was no Emma Burns that lived at that address(just to make out i was lying... f**kin retards) And they threatened to take me down the station after i got quite angry when one of those skummy, dirty tw*ts called me a pest.
Eventually.. they let me show them my ID which, oddly f**king enough, was in the house that i was apparently try ing to F**KING ROB!!!
I ask youi this... why would i try to rob my own house?

The moral of this is... Police are just unintelligable lawyers.
Imagine thinkin i was gettin ready top rob a house when all i was doin was gettin me f**kin mobile.

And i reckon the policve officer didnt like me cause of my scottish accent. But thats all that cops are. Stupid, biast, bald headed TW*TS.

And if you are a Police Officer, Jab... Im sorry, but the police have p***ed me off way too many times now. Ive never committed a crime in my life, but they persistently harrass me cause i have the look of a smack-head lol.

Sian...
I love you sis xxx

B: Hey maybe if you said "Emma Bunton" they would have known the name, after all the must be used to hearing "what took you so long"

So what was the point of thier visit? Are they saying something about you, your girlfriend? What?(!) Maybe a visit to the station, ask them to provide in writing a reason why they had run a PNC. Maybe they thought the house was speeding or something LOL.

Xian: Today on FrontRoooooowwwww arrrrgggggg! Noooooo! It's horrible that the TV channels have 'done one' - it was handy being able to listern/glance at that little screen and e-mail at the same time...

The film last night on C5 I missed who done-it! Because I was in e-mail. Most boring film and the answer was in the last 10 minutes, and I missed it!

Emma went to trhe Police Station and complained, it was ded funny lol

Why?

Bryan




Most of my family are with the police...in jail lol

JAB

Today on Front Row...Donnie Darko, The TUxedo, The Ring, The Good Girl,Die Another Day, I spy, Orange County, Harry Potter...ARGH!

Oh you mean Swearing Allegiance, I fell asleep after 1o mins