h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have been single for nearly a month now, and, I'll be honest, its startin to get on my nerves now. 2 weeks of being single is too much to me, but a whole month is just takin the biscuit.
Girls, nowadays just wanna be my mate. And im fine with that, just wish atleast one lassie that i find attractive would show an interest in me too.
Draven needs to snuggle lol

aaaaaaaaww

Thankoo lol xx

awwwwww i know a girl that would love to sunggle up with Draven! ^wink wink^ she thinks hes reall cool and she'd do anything to meet him and sunggle up with him! hee hee *blushes* xxxxxxx

how nice lol
But you hardly know me hunni xx

who mentioned anything bout it bein me??? lol *blushes*
yeah well im sure she'd like to get to know you better then XxxxX

Laura.
I may be dumb, but i aint stupid lol xxx

hee hee
who said u werte dumb?? what u on bout sweetie?? lol
ermmm how did u know it was me?? i didnt make it that obvious did i??
xxxxx

Yeah, its pretty obvious hunni lol
xxx

damn it! im sooo blonde!
so how r u feelin today darlin?? oh yeah how cum ur birthday was so bad??
LoViN Ya xxxxx

Im ok, i guess, thanks.
Howz you?

I just had a bad day on my birthday.... had loadsa memories of my first love Louise, and spent the evening depressed instead of going out xxxx

awwww poor u! well why dont u have ur birthday all over again?? go out 4 a drink have fun!

first loves r always the worst breakup! i sat 4 hours just cryin in my bedroom, i went out with mates and cried! im better now tho!

LoViN Ya
XxXxXxXX

It took me 2 months after i split up with her to finally cry over her, and cried atleast once a day after that until i met Sharon.

Lovin ya too xxxx

wow its really unusual 4 a lad 2 admit 2 cryin!

i thought i was over hhim wen i found another lad that i liked i thought he was nice but then we finished cuz i wasnt sure bout sleepin with him! scumbag!

nehow wat u up2 this weekend??

LoViN Ya mOrE XxXx

I cry all the time.... im a poof!! lmao

Was the guy pressuring you to sleep with him, i hate guys like that.... that aint my style. I prefer to snuggle than shag anyway.... im a woman trapped in a guys body probably lol


Aint doin owt this weekend... you? xxx

yeah he kept sayin that id do it if i really loved him, i know i much prefer 2 just sunggle up and talk and stuff! to find a guy that can control his dick is quite rare!

heehee u a girly boy then hun? lol nah ur just one of the rare sensitive types in touch with their feminine side and thats a good thing!

im just meetin up with sum mates and goin skatin with the lads how fun ^insert sarcasm^ lol

LoViN Ya XxXxxXXx

LoL
If he realy loved you, he would have learned to respect your bloody decision. Why didnt you boot him in the mouth? Or did you? lol

Nah, i am a girly boy lol
I need a hug!!! lol

I wish i was goin out
Cant wait till i get enough money, im gettin my ass down to Brum lol xxx

just read your guide entries cause i was lurking you can have a big hug from Jessy whenever you like i hink you know that!

Thankyou hunni xxxx

what else are friends for?