h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right i got me a new phone.
So naturaly i opted for the best little phone in the shop. Oh the horror its so damn small, i mean tiny tiny tiny small. Actualy its 2 1/2" long thats about the same size a a benson & hedges.

So it leaves only one question how small can these things get?

A micro-mini chp implanted behind your ear is the smallest bring worked on now, that I know of.




pedboy

Holly $hit thats is small makes mine llok like a house brick. Thanx pedboy.

My second mobile is 1 and a half inches long but double in size when flipped opened, texting is a nightmare which is why I rely on my trusty Nokia 3510i to do the job

a Mirco chip that is no bigger than a woman's thumb tip has been invented.

Oh cool that is small but then id does open out so its a bit bigger. Oh a nokia yeah there great i had 14 8310's when i had a contract. What model's the flip phone?

My flip phone is a samsung one, I don't actually know the model number one it I thinks its an A100 or the next model up.
14 Nokias

yes 14 nokia and 17 phone in all there just so throeable

Oh samsungs are great i've had a 2 n600's and a 2 a800's they are really good fones.

Ah that's it one of those A800's I have.

Ok...17 phones...how did that one occur

Well it started when i first got this job i got myself a contract phone. Unfortunatly (for the phones) this was before my anger managment counciling so thats when alot of them meet walls at high speed. I did get a secound phone and phone number added to my contract thats where some more of the phones came from and i even reported a few stolen after smashing them up to claim on the insurance.

Ok makes sense...so you had one good phone at a time and loads of smashed up ones?!

Thats it. Got it in one. Now i have been reverted back to pay as you go i'll just have to be a bit nicer to the poor little mobby.

plus now its so damn cute