h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmmmmmm not coming out of the whistle> now...
not till the cramp gets unbearable anyway...

You've lost me with this whistle ?!? Am I completely asleep this morning?

im hiding remember!..in the ... (not gonna save where i am!though i thik Jon may hav just given me away )

Sorry. Mind is a little frazzled today. Sat down last night with my best mate and smoked nearly an ounce each while listening to each others problems. Was very productive if a little counter productive for work today. Ah well, it's not as if I like the job. I'll walk out if they say anything.

Productive eh? ooh err!

My brains always a bit frazzled lately..does it show?

Not really - but with my mentality I can hardly judge can I?

spose not... hmmmm

Gonna have to disappear for a while explain later.

lunch time already?


cane? ..dont know any bunnies with canes im afraid....i did have one..but hands are better ..not that ive spanked anyone recently

Whew!

Manager said he wanted to see me - thought I was gonna get a roasting for internet abuse. Turns out it was just a one to one and he told me I'm doing fine and my productivity is good.

Which means I can carry on hootooing and not be shouted at. Yay!

ahhhhh !

Feeling much better now too.

Just necked 2 cans of Red Bull. It gives you wings dontcha know.

Ive already got wings... and a halo... helps hide the horns a bit!

Horns? Really? You do surprise me? I had you pegged as a sweet and innocent ickle....

No, I'm lying. I had you as a minx from day one!

im neither actually....and both..
..if that makes sense!..but the i rarely do..bit of a walking paradox in lots of ways

was it day one that gave me away (do you even remember the first time you spoke to me? )..or the time i humiliated myself with that classic mis-post in the thingite boardroom? (still cringing about that one!)

There's nothing wrong with that. I often have moments when I make less sense than a Japanese VCR manual.

At least we're not boring eh?

point! ....not sure if i sometimes scare people though

hope im not getting another one of those damned headaches ive been getting lately..

I hope not too. Talking to you is about the only thing that keeps me sane in the working day. Hope you are OK.

awwwwww ta


Christ it must be bad there !


i used to suffer with em really bad ...n its started up again lately.. got to spend all last sat night in bed ..be handy if we could reach all our own pressure points eh!