h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've been very busy over the last few weeks, what with house-hunting in Canterbury, being bored stupid over... and over... and over... I sat in one particular methods lecture with a friend and we discussed how we might escape from the back row of a lecture theatre without being seen or heard. Crawling, rolling accross tables commando styleee, running like a girl screaming, digging our way out, creating a secret door in the back wall, claiming to be violently ill, being violently ill, shifting down a seat at a time until we were near enough to the door to leg it, creating a diversion, waiting until the lecturer had his back turned, abducting the lecturer, killing the lecturer and just walking out were all considered, until we realised... it was 17:55 and the lecture was finishing.

I've abandonned the Shanghai Noon entry, well its just in limbo, and I've started a '101 uses for sticks' page as this seemed to be a good way to spend my time during lectures. People just don't give the humble stick enough credit!

Ah well... 'til whenever...