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not that I'm hypocondriac...
smallclanger Started conversation Feb 10, 2003
..but I'm convinced that the cause of my vomiting and headache this morning is not the bug that is currently cutting a swathe though our school ( as would be logical) but is rather tetanus, or at the very least cat scratch fever: I have at least a quarter of the symptoms for each one, according to some rather handy websites I found.
Splendid shopping trip on Sunday: shopping whilst still drunk from the night before is definately good for the economy.
Anyway, if it IS tetanus, and I die tragically young(ish), i want the following to happen at my funeral:
Songs: Sleep (the Smiths)
Smile (the Supernaturals)
I've Got a Match (They Might be Giants)
Burn baby Burn(Ash)as the coffin trundles down the conveyor belt.
Poem
to be read by Bernie, he's such a wannabelovey)The Road not taken(Frost)
Flowers: truck loads, please, this is MY moment
Dress Code:Floaty Chintz
Enigmatic single red rose and message: courtesy of Underwear Steve
Wake: Cocktails, Rioja, real ale and pizza(and Battenburg cake)
Cats: indifferent
not that I'm hypocondriac...
daraline, keeper of unusual rats and deranged hamsters Posted Mar 23, 2003
that's about right for
's then.
xx
not that I'm hypocondriac...
smallclanger Posted Mar 23, 2003
The cats will only notice I'm dead when they fail to recieve food. They will then resort to gnawing my face until I'm found.
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