h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...smoke me a kipper Captain, I'll be back in time for breakfast

...I returned, with a blonde Duly dropped her off in the taxi and kicked myself the next morning

But I did get a txt from someone called 'Helen'

Hmm sounds like a good night was had

did you get a or a number from the blonde?

Number yes, snog no

good!..have you called?

Yes, give us all the details !!!

Come on, come on we want the truth

*kicks thread*

Bah! The coward fears to tell you!

Erm, no I didn't call her....yet She went away anyway the next day to Istanbul I think she said and won't be back for another week. One of my friends is actually house sitting for her

And I fear nothing I tell you! You here me...NOTHING!!

except spiders, and caterpillars and women

Yeah, except them, but apart from that, nothing

I'm sure i'm forgetting something though

If she was going to Istanbul, why did she give you her number!!!

You still at the pub?

And the Ace Rimmer line is a classic

*drops a crocodile on Creachy's head*

Do me a favour will you.. and feed Snappy... Mwah ha ha HAA

Lady Admiral, perhaps it was a tease

*feels something naw his neck*

Anyway, just thought I'd pop in and tell you all....I'm off to the pub

Yet again, how close is it to your pub, just out of...interest!!!

*looks at Articuno*

He doesn't even know gnaw is spellllt with a 'g'