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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Started conversation May 2, 2007
I was going through some old notepads and came across some notes for myself for a project I will ~someday~ accomplish. I'd made a list of word combinations, set in juxtaposition with one another, that could make for some interesting comical definitions. Here's the list I developed: 
Analysister = Sibling who uses a scientific method
Capitalented = Artful with assets
Contemplatelets = Meditating on protoplasmic discs
Duplicategories = Cloned classifications
Equinoxious = Physically destructive biennial star crossing
Habitattered = Shredded environment
Impostormentor = Sadistic doppelganger
Impotentate = Helpless powerful ruler
Impudentures = Contemptuous false teeth
Indigentleman = Impoverished chivalrous noble
Interestitution = Return the equivalent amount of attention
Minimalefactor = Barely and evil-doer
Omnipotential = Possibility of having unlimited authority
Sentimentropy = Personal feelings go from bad to worse
Tantrumba = Throwing a fit during a Cuban ballroom dance
Transplantagonize = Cruel relocation of internal organs
Zebrassiere = African equine turned French to “stay”
Perhaps you've thought of such odd 'meldings' yourself. Would you be kind enough to share them with me? I'd like to see just how long this list can grow. Be sure to state the word combination (the Juxtaposer), as well as the definition you'd expect it to have. 
Do remember this is a 'family channel', so if it's a bit risque, let's find an alternate way for you to share your laugh-out-loud Juxtaposer. 
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