h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ho, hum, life goes on. A bit of excitement today as the Humans went shopping. On the plus side, they returned with a bumper sack of cat bikkies. On the minus side they also had acquired from somewhere an evil substance to put on my neck -- supposed to deal with fleas they reckon! (The 1st. Human to give me the French word for fleas WINS A SPECIAL PRIZE!!!)
Think I'll go & see what Greebo is up to.
Might even have a mew to Cleo, hear she's online tonight.
There are rumours that the Humans have adopted a sheep, name of "MeetSheep" -- or should that be "Meat sheep"?
I have problems understanding them at times.

flea=puce or fleas=puces



where's my prizzie?!



loup

Le prix arrive a bientôt! Je suis still "dans le pâté"!!
Terri.

loup

Bonsoir,
Merci for responding to a humble "minou" like me, you're the only one so far and Yes, you have won tonight's star prize...
The opportunity to join my Human's latest mad venture, the Brummies &Black Country club "BBC(c)"
No need to be any sort of Brummie, you are automatically qualified through reading this; just say "Oui" & you're in!
Also please go directly to Askh2g2 if you can answer the question about Bill Gates, we want as many replies as possible -- SPREAD THE WORD!!
Off out now to look for if you know where there are any small furry animals, do let me know (hamsters, gerbils etc; anything considered)
Purr, purr, Yoda

oh right...

another membership to add to my page of... memberships...

so yep... oui... no problem...

talk soon...

loup

Merci! You're number 4 on my unofficial as yet list. It's Chan-Mick's favourite Prisoner number, so he's missed it -- too busy watching Robin Hood (in French of course) so he may want to negotiate with you on this later!
Terri et Yoda.