h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am allergic to dust and pollen. Pollen isn't always there but, because of my ability to organise things into neat tidy 4 foot high piles of piles, the dust is always there. And there are other things which I'm allergic to but don't know about yet. Should probably get some tests done. But, when there is no pollen and no dust in Autumn and Winter it is either the traditional time of year for a flu epidemic and for it to get testicle-torturingly cold.

I think I've had a cold almost non-stop for about 3 years now. And it's one of those things you can never get used to, like women and the time signature in Radiohead songs. Although women aren't like the time signature in Radiohead songs, except that just when you think you've got the hang of it everything changes again but without Thom Yorke singing 'Cut the kids in half'. This isn't from personal experience though, although I'm sure it could be if I could remember before 1pm today. I'll have to ask people about that. Oh and I think I like the 'Romeo + Juliet' film that Radiohead wrote some of the music for. It's either Radiohead's fault, Baz Lurhmann's fault or someone else's fault. But then again, isn't everything?

I'm joking. Just in case anyone gets offended, just work out the interpretation that means no-one gets upset and that'll be the one I'm going for in most cases. When I'm billious I tend to make more sense anyway.

Now I'm not sure if you've read the dark matters trilogy but if so I'd be interested to hear your interpretation of dust, as I believe that loosly, it's all about sex (what isn't I suppose) anyway, your saturation would imply a far more saucy social life than I expected you to have and as the gossip queen, well, people will talk, i'll make sure of it....

Now I'm not sure if you've read the dark matters trilogy but if so I'd be interested to hear your interpretation of dust, as I believe that loosly, it's all about sex (what isn't I suppose) anyway, your saturation would imply a far more saucy social life than I expected you to have and as the gossip queen, well, people will talk, i'll make sure of it....