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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Started conversation Apr 30, 2003
I am currently trying to work out where the tube of toothpaste that I have found on my desk whilst tidying my room has come from. It's definitely not mine, as it's a different brand from the toothpaste I use, and as far as I know no-one's brought toothpaste into my room. So where has it come from? 
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Apr 30, 2003
Everyone knows the tooth fairy doesn't exist. It's a mouse, who takes it to build a castle with. Every kid in France knows that! 
*shakes head* Poor deluded British people...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 30, 2003
What are you talking about? Mice building castles out of teeth indeed. I've never heard such rubbish. 
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Apr 30, 2003
Well at least mice exist! When was the last time you saw a fairy?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 30, 2003
Oh, so the French don't have a problem with mice running about inside their kids' mouths then? 
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Apr 30, 2003
They don't pull the teeth out! We used to put our fallen out milk teeth in a little saucer by a hole in the skirting board, which is where the mouse used to live. My dad made a little door for it and everything.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 30, 2003
And did you ever see the castle?
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Apr 30, 2003
No, silly. The castle was built deep underground. It'a place for all the mice to live in. You couldn't have it where everyone could see it! 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 30, 2003
This all sounds highly suspect to me. Did the mouse leave anything in return for your tooth?
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Apr 30, 2003
Of course, 10 francs. Which would be about 1 EUR 50
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 30, 2003
And where is a mouse going to get a pile of 10 franc coins from?
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Apr 30, 2003
Well they're not ordinary mice, they're teeth mice. They're very resourceful. And 100% times more plausible than a stupid fairy.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 30, 2003
Tell that to Tinkerbell.
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Apr 30, 2003
Ahh, but is she a tooth fairy?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 30, 2003
I don't know. She might just be a general non-specific fairy. But she definitely exists, I've spoken to her.
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Apr 30, 2003
Well until I see a tooth fairy I'm not convinced. No tooth fairy ever came for my teeth that's for sure! And I've seen the tooth mouse's footprints in the flour we left outside his mousehole. And the nibble marks in the cheese.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 30, 2003
*remains unconvinced*
You'll be telling me next that Santa Claus is a goat or something. 
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Apr 30, 2003
There's no need to be flippant now, young man.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 30, 2003
I know, but I do it for fun. 
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