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Well if you lasted two weeks that's impressive.

Just don't try the patches and the cigarettes at the same time. Think that makes it worse.

Trying patches means I have to admnit I'm addicted...


And I only lasted two days...

i dunno. It's not that im addicted, i can go without a cig for weeks, no prob.

It's just that i like to smoke. I like the idea of slowly killing myself. It has a certain ring to it.

Well that's an interesting way of justifying smoking. Never heard that one before.

Knowing that it's going to kill you makes it that much better. Makes it a very naughty thing to do.

I'll take your word for it. There are a few things tht I never got into coz I couldn't get past the smell. Smoking, coffee and most alcoholic drinks come into that category.

I think I might get so drunk one day that I'll really need coffee the next day...

OK. Well don't do anything that you don't mind remekmbering when you're sober.

I'd probably try the coffee the morning after, though.

OK. If it works, then go ahead.

I don't know if it works.

Well, if you drink a lot, it might be worth trying once just to see.

I'm not usually prone to hangovers.

No alchohol? How can you even exist?

You think life's nothing without alcohol? I've nothing against someone having the odd drink if they so desire, I just don't really like it.

But..but..you're IRISH!!!

So? I know we're big into our Bushmills whiskey and Guinness, but I just never liked it.

I had some irish whiskey the other day. That was quite nice. It smelled nice too, maybe you should try it.

Tried some already.