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How to tame an Elephant.
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 3, 2003
!
How to tame an Elephant.
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Nov 3, 2003
chainsaw'll get rid of your headache more effectively.
How to tame an Elephant.
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 4, 2003
It'll get rid of my head and all.
How to tame an Elephant.
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Nov 4, 2003
It would be a mercy!
How to tame an Elephant.
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Nov 4, 2003
... join us ralph...
Get a lobotomy 
You'll thank us in the end...
How to tame an Elephant.
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 5, 2003
Doesn't a lobotomy require me to have a brain?
How to tame an Elephant.
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Nov 5, 2003
we'll jist re-arrange the part of your nervious system that is making you write!
How to tame an Elephant.
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 6, 2003
How to tame an Elephant.
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Nov 6, 2003
now!
where did I leave my drill?
How to tame an Elephant.
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 6, 2003
*drops the drill into a pool of boiling lava*
I don't know.
How to tame an Elephant.
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Nov 7, 2003
You'd recignise it if you saw it!
it had a stamp on it that states the effects of the Voodoo curse should anyone try and dispose of it!
How to tame an Elephant.
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 10, 2003
Is that so. And what would they be?
How to tame an Elephant.
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Nov 10, 2003
You'll only have to wait a few more hours to find out...
How to tame an Elephant.
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 11, 2003
Oops.
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