h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I dont mind an irishman a scotsman or even a welsh lady,Ill have 2 please, but another american president taking care of very important english stuff,I HOPE NOT,vote for the brits ok . ps Who should I vote for uuum I can be bought.

Good evening, sir.

As the appointed Minister of Mis-Information of the 'Party Round My Place Party', I would like to take this opportunity to tell You why voting for fords as president would be the best choice for You.

It is generally known that Scots are a friendly bunch, and fords in particular is a very personable umm.. well.. person.
Anyway, if You decide to vote fords in the presidential election this week, I am sure it will be worth Your while.

We in the 'Party Round My Place Party' have a strong belief that today can be a great party day, as is every day, and that calls for... You guessed it. A party! Party round my place, then.

Ex-Pats are particularly liked in the 'Party Round My Place Party' as proved by the appointment of myself as the MoM-I. I, myself am an ex-Pat, albeit a Swedish ex-Pat now residing in Scotland. So a British ex-Pat living in Japan voting for the only true choice for the H2G2 presidential election of 2005 would be very suitable, don't you think?

Do the right thing. Throw a party, and while you're at it, vote for fords round at A5889261.

Thank you for your attention.

I prefure barbecue parties myself I will consider your request as your the only party thats been around here n Ihavent voted yet

Barbecues are the only real way of throwing a party. There's never a bad time to hold a BBQ party.
Even though time and weather constraints have prevented myself from holding a lot of BBQs this year, however, the ones I have held have been bloody extraordinary.

Consider yourself invited. Party Round My Place!