h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

thongs are an evil invention...surely designed by a man to keep us women disatisfied with our bodies....because as you so rightly say rains, only the firm buttocked skinny bit**es look good in them...i hate them all...hate them...hate them.....

as for men wearing them....they look totally stoopid no matter how firm their buttocks are....

sigh... no dai your loins is your little boys area...you know...but you can also get a nice loin of meat...ohh heck now you've got me all double entendree [is that correct]

anyway rains how is married life for you??? him out doors has been extra grumpy lately...keeps coming home half day or for lunch...is he paranoid or am i paranoid about him being paranoid....

anyway he then insists on day time nookie because i am usually too tired after work.... can't he wait until the weekend when i can reserve my energy...unlike lucky you who just lies back and enjoys it all...and why does he like my hair up in 2 pony tails or plaits...is this a fantasy about schoolgirls

who needs men when we have

"Wonders about the pony tail and plaits thing, could be schoolgirl related or possibly he always wanted a motor bike and sees them as subsitute handle bars... Brumm. brumm...."

Oh dear.... reminds me of the joke about when the founder of Harley-Davidson went to heaven.....

Yes, men wearing thongs is just *wrong*. Wrong, wrong wrong! Nice tight briefs or Calvin Kleins do it for me .

Married life has been OK, been a bit grumpy over the last week what with PMT and that sort of stuff - fortunately Dave is more than used to it . Am knackered this morning cos I pounced on him late last night as we went to bed . Mostly during the week we're too tired in the evenings as well, which is depressing really .

But anyway, it's my birthday tomorrow so I hope he's planning something nice if you know what I mean . Trouble is we're going out with some mates that evening which limits the amount of mischief we can get up to!

dai hes had the bikes already..he was a biker boy when i met him... a taff rider none the less...what a bunch of nerdy guys they were too... bitchy as old women...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY for tomorrow..hope you have a great day..means you are a cancerian, so a fellow water sign..i'm a scorpio...and what are you dai??

guess i've been grumpy too with this heat...i don't like it and it don't like me either...

as for the pony tails and other various things HE likes... i don't impose anything on him....except i'll divorce him if he shaves off his tache and goatee...but thats not unreasonable is it???

i wouldn't worry too much about the lack of sex..this weather is enough to put anyone off...and him outdoors hates the heat worse than me... i've dragged him to florida twice and hes hated it both times, but did it for me