h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Final Fantasy 3 Character Haiku
(June 18, 2004)


SETZER:
Dashing gambler.
A deck of cards, pair of dice…
Weapons in his hands.


TERRA:
The green haired beauty.
Magic is a toy to her,
thanks to Esper genes.


LOCKE:
It isn’t stealing
if you “find” it on a corpse.
It’s treasure hunting.


EDGAR:
Zany engineer.
All the monsters run in fear
When the chainsaw starts.


SABIN:
Martial arts master.
With clenched fists he unleashes…
The “Bum Rush Technique.”



SHADOW:
Out of ninja stars?
Everything is a weapon
if thrown hard enough.


MOG:
A simple Moogle?
Set foot in his dance floor;
you will understand.


CYAN:
Master of the blade.
Slowly and deliberately
winning my battles.


RELM:
Such realism,
a talented young artist.
Don’t provoke her sketch.


GAU:
A boy raised by beasts.
Ferocious like a tiger,
fearless like a child.




CELES:
Imperial pawn,
saw the error of her ways.
On the right path now.


STARGO:
An ancient wizard
with his own brand of magic.
Sporting a Mohawk.


GOGO:
A jack of all trades.
A man of many talents.
But none of his own…