h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Roger's Shop on Vancouver Island(in Canada)is haunted. Choclates are formed in midair and boxes lift on their own and move across the room.

In 2003 the longest ever consecutive string of Hershey's Kisses was recorded at more than four miles long. The event earned a listing in the Guinness of World Records.

If you can't eat all your it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your , what's wrong with you?

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If not for there would be no need for control-top pantyhose. An entire segment of the garment industry would be devastated.

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bars that make soldiers somewhat 'invisible' on the battlefield could be available by 2025. Their ingredients would reduce the body's chance of detection by thermal imaging sensors.

the next step in modern warfare, eh?

Hmm, does sound like the Swiss somehow(at least the first one does)...

On the advice of their government Swiss manufacturers store a year's stash of raw material in a secret location somewhere in the Alps.

In 1980 an employee of the Suchard-Tobler company tried to sell secret recipes to Saudi Arabia, Russia and China. Luckily he was unsuccessful.

Jaz'd,how good to know your still indulging in chocolate.I could do with a HUGE bar right now ! I have my neice and nephew staying with me for a 3 week holiday and I need all the help I can get hahahhahaha Do hope your well,hopefully speak soon.Hugs and Love Pinkness xxxxx

Yes I'm fine Pinkness! Mwahh, mw-w-a-a-h! Here's the & more kiss~kiss~kiss~kiss~kiss~kiss~kiss~kiss~kiss~kiss~kiss~kiss~
kiss~kiss~kiss~kiss~kiss~kiss~kiss~kiss~kiss~kiss~kiss~kisses

Mmmmmmmmm,thankyou,just what the doctor ordered,the kisses as well as the chocolate xxxxxxx So pleased to know you are OK Jaz'd.It seems very quiet around here,or is it me being a stranger ? Love Pinkness xxxxxxxxxx

Probably you being a stranger Pinkness! Have more ...won't make you less of a stranger, but it can't do any harm either!

Thankyou,all chocolate welcome,and kisses coming to that xxxxxx Sorry about my being such a stranger Jaz'd,it's the holiday season here in Blackpool,England.I'm busy at the shop,every hotel etc.wants flowers (thankfully) I'm also being invaded,yes,invaded by family !!! I want a holiday hahahhahaha xxxxxxx

Alright Pinkness, it's good that you're busy...hopefully that's not ever Too busy! Take care and I trust you'll withstand the 'invasion'. Mwah!! And more ...ooh right kisses!

Whatever you want to do in this world
It is with cocoa money that you do it

1950s Ghanaian song

If your sweetheart were a type of , what type would he or she be? According to the Chocolate Manufacturers Association most women and men said "hot chocolate" followed by "solid, plain chocolate".

The Northwest Fudge Factory in Ontario(Canada)created a slab of fudge that weighed 2,002 pounds, making it the record-holding largest slab of fudge.

I have this theory that slows the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance??

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If life is like a box of chocolates, then it's time for me to buy another box. I seem to have devoured all the good ones.

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Hmmm...

Chocolate was once perscribed to help fatten up patients suffering from wasting diseases such as tuberculosis.

When your fit and healthy,chocolate keeps you slim..... No quote,I know ! Hi Jaz'd xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx You look fit and healthy to me,one whole box of chocolates,from me to you With Love xxxxxxx Mmmwwaahh See you soon xxxxxxxxx Pinkness

Ooh Pinkness! M~wah m~wah m~wah m~wah m~wah m~wah m~w~ah! Hope you're alright and not quite as busy as you were.

I must have missed your reply msg by minutes Jaz'd.Sorry.I'm fine thankyou,still busy though.No peace for the wicked,I must be evil hahahahhaha Hope you and yours are well ? Is it still summer in Canada ? Winter seems to have arrived early here in sunny Blackpool hahahhaha Hopefully catch up with you very soon.Take care now.Love Pinkness xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hmm, then it's an absolute mystery why I'm not 3 or 4 times as busy as I am! Glad you're well though, m~mw~wah~h! Oh yes, it's still summer here...we're having one of our last big festivals of the summer. It's based somewhat on Edinburgh's Fringe festival. But *sigh*one or two varieties of trees are just a bit yellower already and it gets dark quite a bit earlier. So winter must be 'round one corner or another! Yes you take care too and I'm sure we'll catch up at some point. Mmm~mw~w~wah~h, m~mw~wah~h, m~m~w~wah~h!