h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Women are the most incredible minds on earth. They can make a man roll in pain with out even lifting a finger or make one feel like a king of his pride. Yet they all expect one simple thing in the beginning of what can turn out to be an apocalypses. Women want a good approach to themselves when they first meet the man.
They never show the hint of interest to the man they might like because they want HIM to approach first. They stand there cold and still and wait like the lioness before attacking the pray. When the pray comes over, if he ever does, they scan him down first. Take a look at the watch and shoes, than the hair style and than the general appearance. Then they listen to what the man has to say. If he says something they like, women give them their best smile saved exactly for occasions like that. If the guy says something they don't like, all the have to do is give him their "get the hell away from me" look, also saved and used on occasions like that.
Why am I writing this? Just to simply understand what's the best thing to do when approaching one of the queens. However, it didn't help. I understand now that there isn't a good approach that works on women. There are only approaches that women let work on them and which they can freeze at any given second.

yeah but you still love women because were great

you know couldnt live without us

Right as always
Man suffer for women. but for the most part we do it free willed. Well..who else is going to take a good care of us? its certainly not us

and who says that were going to take good care of you?

well as long as men give us hugs and sgree to everything on OUR terms then we'll look after them
can be quite nice sometimes, just put socks in the bin!

ohh please....
If a woman like a man, she'll take care of him on any terms. Any time when woman puts down the rules, that when broken makes her leave, is the time of NO LOVE. Just the use of the poor male.
I must admit though that men do the same thing

Try something simple, honest and disarming, like: "I've been watching you for a few minutes, and I think you look like a nice person, someone I could talk to. Do you mind if I give it a try?"

how about: Have you seen an elephant running by?

yep it went that way *points*

Well than how about you and me going after it?

SKENVOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fine, I was just messing around JESE

phew

come one, stop being such a cry baby

*walks out n slams the door*

fine than!!! *walks out and slams the door on the other side of the room*

/walks back in*

*gets lost on the way out*
I never new I had a closet in here