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abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein Started conversation Dec 16, 2002
THREE WISE WOMEN WOULD HAVE....
ASKED DIRECTIONS,
ARRIVED ON TIME,
HELPED DELIVER THE BABY,
CLEANED THE STABLE,
MADE A CASSEROLE,
BROUGHT PRACTICAL GIFTS, AND
THERE WOULD BE PEACE ON EARTH
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Dec 16, 2002
unless, they had map-reading difficulties and were standing round in the middle of russia going :
"alright, who's bright idea was it to refold the map left to right?"
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abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein Posted Dec 16, 2002
Tee hee 
that is classic
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zendevil Posted Dec 16, 2002
A bit like the Vikings really. The guy at the front starts wondering why theres been nothing but sea for a long time.
AND the beer's running out.
He goes to ask the guy at the back, who's supposed to be giving directions:
"Where the hell's this Ireland place?"
"What do you mean, it was on the left?"
"Oh-mi-god, the wife's NEVER going to believe this. So how far away's this Umm-Erica place then?"
Terri.
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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) Posted Dec 17, 2002
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- 1: abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein (Dec 16, 2002)
- 2: Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) (Dec 16, 2002)
- 3: abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein (Dec 16, 2002)
- 4: zendevil (Dec 16, 2002)
- 5: Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!) (Dec 17, 2002)
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