h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't know this sounds like an excellent challenge

*Sits back and waits for the fun to start*

H is good at a lot of things. She's a brilliant poet, a gardener, a librarian and a great debater. However, one thing we both know I am better than her at is writing h2g2 entries.

I retract the challenge.

I will concede that you are a better EG writer than I am. When I finally get around to some articles, I plan to go for quality, rather than quantity. I'm much too old to ever catch up to you.And even if I did, all you'd have to do is wait till I die and write one more. I'm in a no win situation. Which is the story of my life.

I win! Point to Ohio.

Ohio needs all the points it can get.

I think you have it backwards. According to my tally, Ohio has all the points it could ever need. From my scorebook, it's Ohio - 42,420,067,291,028,971,123 to Missouri - six.

Good one. Wish I'd thought of it.

Gosh, I'm glad you didn't ask me to account for every one of those. Remember when you told me to give you 42 good reasons why you should be a bearded lady? I thought that was tough. Imagine me having to come up with 42 quintillion reasons.

I mean, I could do it. It would just take a really long time, and I think it would break the Internet.

I'd forgotten about the bearded lady. The circus seems to havegone to permanent winter quarters. Just when I was wanting to learn how to ride a unicycle, too.

I am seriously tired. I'm going to sign off and see if I can get some rest. I'll have to get up about 4 or 5 to have time to finish my stuff.

You make me feel bad sleeping to seven. Even if you go to bed an hour before me and another hour before me because of time zones.

The circus was nice. But we had too many conversations going on at once. Had to trim some. We always have at least two going on though. That's odd...

Sleep well

Ah! Those were the days. I think we had a high of five at one time. Chatty, aren't we? And we haven't hijacked anyone else's conversation for a while. Looks like we're losing our collective edge.