h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here's how this works. One person writes a scentence, then someone else writes one to follow, and eventually a story is jointly written by the collective minds of all who read this. However, in order to avoid one person taking too much control, there shall be a limit of a maximum of two conjunctions and one semicolon per scentence. There is also a limit of two commas except when writing a list. Now, to start us off:


Once upon a time, there was a prince by the name of Joseph.

Nobody was quite sure as to what he was the prince of, but due to a sticky name tag they knew for sure his name was indeed, Joseph.

Upon his head was a crown made of pure platinum with rubies, sapphires, diamonds, and emeralds dotted around it, and so Joseph was the most envied man known.

Women vied for his attention, each one wishing to be his princess, they all tried to out do eachother in seduction techniques.

The favourite of the prince being a petit dancing girl called Mavis.

Mavis however, was only considered petit by her peers, the elephant people of Xanatops XXXVII, here on whichever planet this is, she is actually quite large.

sorry about the comma infringement in the previous post

But the prince loved her anyway, the way the window rattled when she ran up the stairs.

And the way she kicked down the door to get at him and the way she trumpeted her enterence into his presence.

but he wasn't the only one who loved her, oh no.

That would make life too simple, the evil witch and Grand Duchess Dusseldorf loved her too!

and these two sordid characters are the ones who envied him the most and it is here that our story takes shape.

One day when the Prince was having his door repaired, a messenger arrived.

The message said The Grand duchess cordily invites you to the Grand Ball in 2 days time (PS Where your sexiest tights)

The prince was so pleased with the invitation that he pranced out the door wearing his sexiest tights around his ankles

This caused him to trip, as he rolled down the stairs he landed at the feet of Mavis.

And just what the ruddy hell do you think you're doin, eh?

Oh Mavis, just being in your presance makes me weak at the knees, I love you and only you

Mavis trumpeted her happiness, bent down, picked him up and engaged him in a hug so strong his joints began popping.

Oh Mavis My darling you know how to turn me on, more more