h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have semi-finished my report. Its onto final draft.
Meenwhile I need a nice topic for my Thusurus and I need it by tommorrow afternoon. It can be about any subject thats not to broad. I was thinking RPG's but that turned out to be Extreemly broad. I moved on to my sphere of modus operandi in d20 RPG's and found that might be ok. However I have to ok it with my tutor... good luck to me. I have no backup topics at all anything I think of is almost certianly way to broad. If it has journal articals it makes thing easyer (for the tutor not nessasarily me). Any sugestions, drop me a line at [email protected] before 4:30 tommorrow and I will thank ya if its not to big. Please don't use this opertunity to get a e-mail adress off me to send me juck mail, I have a extreemly smart filter system called "me". "me" deletes all the junk mail and mail I think might be juck. This is not to be confused with microsoft me which is obvious if anyone had been listining when I said "I am a mac user".
Anyway I have notrhing to do for the remainder of tonight (and of course I have nothing planned stil say about August the 23rd). Man I wish I had a car, or money. However I have gorn through this CMPJS paradox before. You may know it as Life. I call it the CMPJS paradox.
The CMPJS paradox is simple to explain it goes somthing eh like this:
Logic: I have no car so I can't go out.
Meta-logic: You have a brother, or a bus system.
Logic: This assumes I will be home befor 10:30. And then my perants know what I was doing as well, not good.
Meta-logic: But you can hire a taxi, yes?
Logic: Unfortenly I have no access to this thing called "currency" it was developed as part of a batering system and used to have some actual value. Now its just a number on a page. You should look into it.
Meta-logic: Ah. I forgot about money. Well if you had money you could go out more. Money requires work yes?
Logic: Work also requires study. I refuse to work for any buisness that has litle or no union representation and I will not work for a buisness that is well lets put it like this, that you have to do hard labour for.
Meta-logic: But its good money, you can work for that reason. If money is what is needed then perhaps it requires doing actaul work yes?
Logic: Ah but those buisnesses woint employ me as I am to old. I require more pay than other workers as I am overqualifeid as well. I have done to much study and thus can only get a job that requires this interlect.
Meta-logic: Too-old huh? You should have got in eairler.
Logic: Yes, But its to late now. We require more than standard workers pay for what we wish to do. Thus we need to do study.
Mete-logic: Ah but study requires money.
Logic: Exactly.

And thus we have the CMPJS paraox. Why do I call it the CMPJS paradox you say?
Well its like this:
Car = Money = Practiceing Job = Study = Money = Practiceing Job =....
and onto close to infinity.