h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am going to pick the almonds soon and then invent a languge for my d&d world becuse I am REALLY board. On the weekend I will finally see LOTR TTT for the first time ever becuase I was over in the UK and we had no time watsoever to see it. I will also get my hair cut and play a RPG called Shadowrun. If you have herd of it you will know more about it then I do....

Anyway there have been some interesting things I have worked out recently.
1. That you can prove the exsitance of god, but you cant do it without first assuming that you are insane.
2. That Elvish is to dam hard to learn so I will invent my own lannguage for the dwarves of my world. I plan on a couple of more unedifing things to do with this language than usewal. I will post more details if enougth of you don't as me to.
3. That there are sevral diffrent species of side kick, here are the ones I have identifyed: (the he 's and she's are just generric of the typical persona and nothing at all to do with the 50:50 world).

The Humor sidekick:
He is exactly the sort of sidekick you don't wan't. He gets himself into trouble more often then not. Genrally humourous he will always crack a joke at your expence and genrally make a fool of your plans. Fortently he will always get his just deserts at least once in the show when he will have somthing humorus happen to him.

The Identifyer sidekick:
She is always more inteligent than you but is quite happy to sit on the sideline and watch you burn yourself. She will solve all the problems, make all the right moves and eventuly make you look rather foolish. Fortently she hangs arround you more often then not because she loves you. Oooh anit that cute.... Unfortently she will more than often turn out to be your sister.

The Over Stater Sidekick:
He will always over state you, do one better then you and almost always complete your missions. He is the second worst sort of sidekick. Fortently he will always overstate you once to often and get captured by the bad guy. This is all good and proper and makes for a interesting side plot where you go and steal his girl, marry her and then rescue him and have her tell him all about whats happened while you don't untie him. This is the best way to make a nemisis of your sidekick, but its well worth it becuase he is you sdekick and should be use to it by now.

The Rebel Sidekick:
She is always the true rebel without a cuase. She will do things late at night. She will stay "out" and also have a inferiourity complexe lager then Nellsons collum. But she is a rebel for a reason and this makes her one of the best sidekick for wopping arse... unfortently she will useally fight bare fisted and live by a extreemly weird code of effics. This will however fall into a invertrid love affair and you will end up being the farther of her children. Fortently after the serriers is over.

The Unfortoinent Sidekick:
He is the one who always gets captured tourterd horribly and then returned the next day with out a scratch on him. You will nevr notice the effort he goes to impress you as you are like the farther you never had. He will follow you like a puppy and will do anything for you. He may however if mistreeted so badly, rebel and eventuly leave you. This will cuase you so much pain and unbearable grief that you will cry for weeks and then right when you need it the most he will turn out to be the best Kung-Fu fighter in all the land and free you when you get captured by the evil guy.

The Discusting Sidekick:
She will be as discusting toward you as possible, hate every moment your together fighting evil and genrally make you life a missary. She will do everything you hate and you will get so upset about it that she will eventully stop. If she doesnot you go crazy and she turns out to be either the bad guy in a very good discuise or the best pizza pie maker ever. The pie will make you both fall so totaly in love with each over you will no longer notice her habits and eventully you will defete evil by boring them while you and she have the most prolific love affair ever. There is not however a reason given for this its just life.

4. And the wine list please....