h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There's something weird going on with my underwear. Strangely, all the comedy stuff is by far the most comfortable. I don't make a concious effort to have comedy underwear by any means, it's just that me ma occasionally buys it for me. It's not even as if i ask for it: She'll just sometimes go out and buy me comedy pants, for no apparent reason.

Anyway, I find it weird that a pair of boxers with Shaun the Sheep on them should be better to wear than what is supposedly the most comfortable male underwear in the world. It's quite a pronounced difference, to the point where I find myself saving them for special occasions when it's important that I'm comfortable; or at least when I'm feeling a bit fruity. I've therefore decided that the comedy constituent of my underwear drawer should be called Special Branch: "Ready for anything, always willing to serve"

At least you're a boxers and not a brief man.

Maybe your mum has a special plan whereby shes trying to keep u uncorrupt, as she thinks all the girls will run at the site of ur disturbingly comedy underwear? However, seeing as ur mum only appears to be suspicious of me at the moment, you must warn her that its not working! I love your underwear, and Ive possible bought you some in the past. Or was that not you...?Hmmm...
Anyways. Little does she know that we like men with a sence of humour.

Ooooo-oo-ooooooo!
Go here: A776685 becasue I need futher input/research. And your just the man

You've not bought me underwear actually and, to be honest, I feel thoroughly left out. Well, it's my birthday two weeks tommorrow... (That wasn't a hint to the entire world along the lines of "F**KING GO AND F**KING BUY ME PRESENTS, F**K" shortly followed by a "DAMMIT!", btw)

no, she bought them for dave. glow in the dark kenny ones, if i remember correctly, lol!!

oh dear.

Haha! Now I remember! I know it was someone ginger! he didnt deserve underwear...

you're only saying that because you preferred him without underwear.

that might explain why he stalked you though...

True, I suppose. Could be that he really, really needed some new pants, and saw you as his only possible source of them. Maybe he's there now, sitting morose on his bed, naked except for the ragged remains of a pair of old briefs, with the Kenny pants framed on the wall, lighting the way with their sexy glow to the underwear catalogue, which he pores over and dreams with. He hopes one day to fly, but all he really wants is a new pair of pants.

Alberto.

Both of you can shush. But dearest Alberto, I have no doubt that Dave is sitting naked on his bed, but for other reasons. He's going out with Jo after all. The one in our year. The one who needs bigger pants. Haha. I pity the fool.

OH MY GAWD!

That is SO a thought I didn't need. Plus I imagine him to be much like Ricky. 'Cept Richard always had pants. Odd how brothers can be so different.

I don't suppose you ever shared did you? An Andrews-swapping day, if you will. Could be fun, you have to admit. Maybe they swap underwear...

Alberto.

ew, i hope not.

in other news... elbow is a fan of a certain 'gently carrot' hair colour. again.