h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Trains run fairly late, I'm going back to Didcot. I can't be too late though, as my parents will have to pick me up from the station. And the small matter of w*rk.

W*rk knows no, um, thing. You know? But that's good. So, P*ssed in the Park then! Sounds like A Plan.

Depends when the concert finishes. Pity the Rite isn't in the 1st half, really.

Yeah ... well, we can always smuggle it in and conduct along drunkenly in the second half.

Uh... good idea? Hmm...

It will be an idea we later refer to as having seemed like a good one at the time. This is its nature.

I see. No, I do actually want to see this *pretty much* sober. It's too complicated to see drnuk.

I get you ... well, sober it is.

There's a train at 2210 and one at 2300 ... when do your parents consider "too late"?

They've never really said. I can easily fudge something, but I think the 2210 is the lastest I should catch.

Fair enough. It is for that we shall aim, then.

We can always swig down the whisky just after the Rite ....

Nah, whiskey is to savour. Mmmm...

Fair point. Hmm. Well, I'll bring some anyway, just in case.

Me too. Mm.. I can taste it already...

On second thoughts there may be none left...

Heh! Nice.

Well, I'll bring some. .

Hey, we're flanging!

Whats that? On the front?

I don't think that's what I meant by flanging, but anyway.

I thought you'd mis-typed flagging.

Ah, no - flanging being what happens when both your heads are speaking simultaneously and get slightly phase-separated, with that characteristic slightly wettish sound.

Okaaaaaay.... Zaphod??

You have the image. If you get drunk enough you see quadruple.

Get the hang?

(We really need a Zaphod smiley ....)