h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm overhauling my userspace. Have a look. See if /you/ can quote me

Anywho; I've not been around much, and I won't be around much 'till after February.

Long story, won't bore you.

Will updade U-Page and FREAKs when time is available.

Hope you're all well.

Hi cutEE

I am doing

Take care EE, keep juggling those poodles.

hope your ok hin??

andy

Howdy all

I'm fine, you guys doing alright?

I take it none of you want to say something amusing about me so that I can put it on my U-Space...

Hey, haven't been on h2g2 for a while... haven't seen you on messenger much either, everything O.k (yes, yes, I know, there's absolutely no- need, but when you aren't online 24/7 everyone assumes something bad's happened. Maybe you've just found a life )?

You want a quote?

"Existential Elevator? I always remember this one time when she... oh. Less said about the chicken and the length of rubber piping the better, I think."

Or

"Fruity, flavourful and well fermented with a heady aroma, the perfect thing for cold winter nights or a visit to an aging senile aunt who doesn't like tulips."

Sorry, but I don't know you that well

TK

Hmm.... I like that first one

Something has happened. A bloody new geography teacher. And illness. Not a good combination.

Ah well, thanks for the quote

I preferred the second.... same old story

I hope your new geography teacher grows on you (not in a literal way- that would be disturbing).

TK

*Tries not to think of aforementioned disturbingness*

you're really growing on meeeeeeeee

Hi EE how you doing, how are the kidneys, how is the identity crisis?

Alex

Maybe would be a little better if he/she were to grow somewhere to the left of you, rather than on you- could be a little stifling.

TK

TB- It would just be stifling in general... we all need someone to hate

Alex O - Thanks for asking.... turns out it wasn't the kidneys and basically none of the doctors in my local area have a clue what it is. Joy. Identity crisis? Me?

True, and I always found geography teachers a good receptor for any excess hate.

TK

On the geography teacher situation.. He now has hair and looks less like...erm... a bald git. But he definitely hates me. He was in great pain when he had to tell me what I got for my coursework

I assume it was a good result, then?

Always a good way to piss them off, and geography's not the most difficult of subjects (I don't mean to de-importantise your mark in any way), and geography teachers tend to have an over-inflated view of their own subject (and themselves).

TK

Aye, it was good, but I won't know the real mark untill it gets moderated...

I do love annoying people who deserve it. Geography is rather easy

Unless there was some major mistake in the original marking, I doubt the moderated mark will be much different.

I always found geography insanely easy, yet I still don't ever know where anything is. I'm apalling at capital cities of countries, and have a very hard time getting my head around the locations of some pretty major countries themselves. :-s

TK

Well....

I do have issues with capitals, but erm... I do know where the major countries are

I know where England, America, France and Germany are, obviously. When I say "major" I'm really meaning "not so major as the obvious ones".

Just so long as there's a hairdresser's with a stock cupboard, I'm happy



TK

~laughs~

Wouldn't you prefer a nice fast food joint with a stock cupboard?